fuck sarah palin

Bwahahahahahahahaha! Is that the wrong link again? So Freudian.

So, I read an article in the Times about this and Palin's peeps insist this was a hypothetical (imaginary, theoretical) question, to which I say NO SHIT IT WAS BUT IT IS STILL VERY WRONG.
Palin: “suppose I would want to ban books that mention gay sex?”
Librarian: “well, have you ever read the constitution?”
Palin: “you’re fired”

Oh that's terrific maria. I've never theoretically asked about banning books, so I guess I'm not equipped to understand Palin's thinking.

Has Palin explained why the woman was fired two weeks after the hypothetical question was posed?

How about this rhetorical question, "Sarah, what would you do if I kicked you in the vagina right now?"

So, SP never asked that a book be taken of the shelves - she just posed a hypothetical question to a librarian. And FIRED the librarian shortly thereafter. And the librarian got reinstated but left less than 2 years later because working in SP's town with SP as mayor was a NIGHTMARE.
Hypothetically, Mrs. Palin, could I burn down your church and force your kids to watch a Margaret Cho marathon?
Just asking.

*off the shelves*

"kittenpaw, I'd ask that you not use the word "vagina" around my children, they aren't married and don't need to know about lady bits until their vows have been made in front of our Lord and Savior. Thank you."

Should I have said "lady flower"?

Hypothetically?!?

Is this like her attempt at trying to be Romney? Romney's thing when he got caught in his BS was that he meant it figuratively. Ex: Mitt Romney stated that he remembered his father marching with MLK during the Civil Rights Era. Called to task on the statement by the press, he quickly added "figuratively", as in: His father was with him in spirit.

Oh, by the way, the librarian was fired for 'not being a team player' or some such explaination I read in an article on Yahoo.

Looks like hypothetically is replacing figuratively now. Let me try it out…
Sarah Palin is an expert on Russia because it's close to Alaska. Hypothetically.

I'm not sure if this hypothetical BS is just pathetic or if its the new 'in bed' people say when they read fortune cookies.

Hey, Mrs. Palin, what is your response if I ask you to roll up a wad of Assemblies of God pamphlets and shove them up your fat ass?
I'm just asking that rhetorically.

Seriously she said "you know you can see Georgia from certain parts of alaska" OMFG.

Agina-vay?

maria? nuh uh?

sar, from an interview:

Pressed about what insights into recent Russian actions she gained by living in Alaska, Palin answered: “They're our next door neighbors and you can actually see Russia from land here in Alaska, from an island in Alaska.”

I've seen the moon so apparently I'm qualified to be an astronaut.

Used to live near Mexico so clearly I'm qualified to pass immigration reform laws.

I am hypothetically pissed at this video!!

I live in Texas. I think that means I'm a cowgirl … a reverse cowgirl … awww yeah!

And since I work with doctors, I could perform open heart surgery.

Alice, go on wit' yo' bad self!

Funniest comment section I've ever read.

By the way, I actually said 'lady bits' in a conversation and the office laughed uproariously. I was just trying to be polite!

I'm sure there are should be bigger things to worry about, but so far this (the idea of banning books) is the scariest idea I've seen coming from a candidate this election. I can't decide if it's too old-fashioned or too futuristic-scary, but either way it's blowing my mid.

If Sarah Palin wants to live in her little city of Footloose, Alaska and burn books all day, I think that Kevin Bacon should stop by hold a high school dance.