Thanks, Cord. This is amazing. I love Matt's last line.

It's a shame that it took this long for the Kimmel show to actually be funny.

This makes me love Matt Damon that much more. I wish I was fucking Matt Damon.

How funny is this??! love the damon and esp the bit when they do the 'hip hop' bit! argghh!

She's recently been annoying me but that was funny. She's redeemed herself, for now. F'in Matt Damon. That's almost as funny as when he recreated the Justin/Britney, dance off.

Wait, since she wrote that, is she in trouble with the writer's guild?

I have no idea? Does that make her a scab? Aren't there any writers on here that can throw us a bone? There are still shows on and don't they have writers? Probably not since most of them are crappy.

i love her.

i love him.

i love them.

"And who knew Matt Damon was funny?" Anyone who ever saw him on Will & Grace.

@ cooterisntdeaditscalleddenia “And who knew Matt Damon was funny?”
Who said that? Who said it? who did?? The DUDE is sooo-o un-appreciated…!!

Who knew Matt Damon was funny???

Have ya ever seen any of his SNL's or Will and Grace? He's a riot.

Cord Jefferson of Mollygood said it. Obviously he doesnt know shit!

We just covered that jill. :)

nope, don't see any covering of SNL :)

You are right. :(

well juju mentioned the dance off which he did on SNL, but no one mentioned the show itself so I think now it's all covered. And luckily no one mentioned that conjoined twin movie he did…which I'm sure was comical, uh, if you like that.

Yeah, I just noticed that too. Sometimes I give a skim and dont read every detail. I'm ADD like that. Especially after a drink. :)

Oh cooter, I love this name. "cooter doesn't give a shit". Cooterisntdeaditscalleddenial is so hard to write. I am having so much fun with the name change. :-)

You've made me laugh out loud more than once during a very hard work day, today. Thank you!!

I'm glad someone gets my f-d up sense of humor qc! And I think cooter doesnt give a shit should always be on the weekend. Its a weekend mentality thing. Dontcha think?

Oh and sorry about your bad day. Sometimes cooter does give a shit. :)

I shouldn't be out here this late, but if I can still type, and hit all the letters, what the hell.

cooter, my dad used to come home sometimes and say,"I'm surrounded by idiots there!!!" to my mom.

And I just thought, well he is probably exagerating and he is feeling sorry for himself.

After today, I think now I know what he means. And maybe I am exagerating, but damn it. The best path from point a to point b is a straight line. I like to stay pleasant while I point this out to some stubborn people. Some folks like to make things more complicated than they have to be.

I just keep in mind that when I get home, I can get on mollygood and have a beer. Laughter helps tremendously. :-)

"Who knew Matt Damon was funny???"

team america - he plays matt damon on that movie. "maaatt daaamonn"

hes hilarious.

plus.. hes funny in kevin smith movies

Matt Damon is hysterical! You should type in "Matt Damon Letterman" on youtube– look for his impression of Matthew McConaughey. Dead on!! And very, very funny.