Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger, meat head and tank enthusiast, was in Columbus, Ohio last weekend to help celebrate the 20th anniversary of his eponymous sports and fitness festival.
Besides autograph sessions with Ultimate Fighting berserkers and endless energy drink giveaways, 2008's Arnold Sports Festival included this impromptu but delightful thing:
Some of the female bodybuilders at the competition…went to a local bar…"They started wrestling a bunch of midgets. It got nasty and went all night."
Presumably displeased with the outcome of the female bodybuilder-dwarf wrestling matches, Ahnold stormed out of Columbus the next morning with the fury of a robot sent from the future to murder the only hope for humanity.
As Schwarzenegger was exiting the Hyatt early Sunday…he had several goons run ahead of him screaming at hotel customers trying to get to the airport, "Get back against the wall! Stay against the wall! Do not move!"
When Schwarzenegger appeared, flanked by men in black suits, one fan broke free and begged for a photo, saying, "Every year I try and get a picture, please? You're my idol." Schwarzenegger didn't even make eye contact as he swept by.
After the jump, the Governor's finest performance to date.
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Top photo: Heil Hitl…. I mean, good morning.
I worked at the Ah nold Fitness Challenge several years ago. He and his 'bodyguards' came through the crowd, and were rude, rude, rude. One kid had a camera and just as he was taking a pic, one of the bodyguards smashed the camera in the kid's face. Jerk off Arnold did not look at anyone or say anything. I can't stand him.
What a dickhead dildouche. Poor Maria.
Take a second and imagine being mounted by that gastropod at night, heavily breathing in your ear and dripping bodybuilder oil all over your shivering body. Poor Maria, indeed.
IS THAT A NAZI SALUTE
SUGAR HIT RIGHT ON THE HEAD IN POST #1
Piedlourde gave me a mental image that I am none too pleased with. That was really gross…and vivid.
Oh! And I was hoping to see this: http://youtube.com/watch?v=S7tOWoDVQLU
Not that I'm pro punching camels in the face, and I'm told the camel actually died in real life, but it really show's Arnold's depth an range as an actor.
blah, youär very welcome. :)
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