
The ashes of James Doohan, the Scotty of "Beam me up, Scotty," have been lost in the ether along with more than 200 others after the private rocket carrying them exploded two minutes into its launch. Doohan and his fellow late passengers had paid to have their remains launched into space.
I think the lesson here is that, indeed, the moon landing was faked.
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something tells me that at this point scotty doesn't care.
Well that sucks.
I met him at a comic convention several years ago. He was a really nice guy.
I've given her all she's got, captain!
Oh, keebler. There's some info I wasn't prepared for. How much do you have to pay for a Scotty autograph? Probably way less than Spock.
It was only one-quarter ounce of his ashes, so there may still be another chance. Although, I don't know how much the average human's ashes weigh, and I'm not gonna dump my mom out to find out. Besides, she was always overly thin.
Actually I never got or wanted his autograph, or anyones autograph for that matter. I met him between signings and got to talk to him for a few minutes. I've met a bunch of the old sci-fi actors, most are decent people.
According to Salon the answer is 5 lbs. The more you know. *ting*
Not even O Hura? I always felt like she and Bones were getting it on.
The moon landing was faked. We never had a space program. It was all a ruse to raise money so Congress/Senate/the President could go on junkets to exotic places and play golf.
Has anybody seen my Commies™, they seem to be missing? It's way past Commies™ curfew.
Keebler, I'm sure you'll be submitting some Celebrity Encounters about the ones who aren't….riiight?
Look at me, this is awful. A man's relatives may or may not have gotten their money back after having his ashes disrespectfully disseminated like so much kool-aid powder and all I can think of is whether Commander Riker is out there pinching bottoms.
deimos! eurotrip! brilliant!
scotty doesn't *know*
It's lonely out in space
On such a timeless flight
And i think it's gonna be a long long time
Till touch down brings me round again to find
I'm not the man they think i am at home
Oh no no no i'm a rocket man
Rocket man burning out his fuse up here alone
yes i'm well aware of that since i had to google the phrase first but diemos where are you i know you did that on purpose.
Deimos is a medium. Duh!
I'm listening to Elton John's Rocket Man right this minute.
RIP Scotty!!!
earth below us getting smaller. Something something hmmm hmmm hmm
Ground Control to Major Tom…
oh my goodness, scotty doesn't know. hilarious.
i completely forgot about matt damon (said in team america voice.)
why don't people evr reference the carpenter's "calling occupants of interplanetary craft"? is it just because it sucks??
The only bad encounters I had was with an actress named Julie Caitlin Brown from Babylon 5 and an actor named Richard LeParmentier from Star Wars, and I doubt anyone knows who they are.