Just in time for Dannielynn Birkhead's first birthday, further evidence surfaces suggesting that her father, Larry Birkhead, might not always have her best interests in mind. To be sure, deciding to impregnate a self-destructive, zonked-out husk like Anna Nicole Smith like he did proves that he didn't have the baby's best interests in mind from her genesis, but new testimony from his former bodyguard claims it's worse than you think:
"Larry and I went to Nassau for over a week in January of this year. One day he said he wanted to go to Daniel's grave, ostensibly to pay tribute to him on his birthday. But it turned out he had another idea. He said, 'We're going to meet two guys from Splash [Photo Agency].'
"They had arranged to wait in some bushes at the cemetery. They took pictures of Larry pretending to be sad and emotional at the grave site. Only the Splash guys weren't quite satisfied, so they asked him to do it again, and for me to get out of the picture. We did three takes. That was the first sign to me that Larry was in it for the money."
After three takes, that should have been the third sign, guy.
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The whole Anna Nicole thing is creepy. I feel sorry for the baby but given the circumstances, the child is going to be raised by an exploiter no matter what. The guy is creepy.
Oh, ahh, I want to vomit. This guy is going to exploit her till she ends up just like her mother. Sick.
And I love the Kaja goo goo hair.
He's a little too shy-shy for me.
Hush-hush.
Eye-to-Eye
Too shy shy
Larry's a former Paparazzo himself, so why wouldn't he know how to manipulate the situation to his benefit? I feel so bad for this little girl. What a mess she is going to be. She and Shiloh can drink frozen Margaritas together and compare notes.
ok.. this exchange here has been the funniest thin i've seen in comments for a while.. thanks kids.. ;)
You can't go wrong with a kaja goo goo joke.
farfromyou-gan should take a look around. this isn't even these people's best work.
There's always been something about Larry–besides his silly hair–that seemed plastic to me. Now I know! It's the nosejob!
Aside from the early 90's hair, I think Larry looks cuter with his original nose.
I agree. He looks like he'd been punched in the face less back then.
maybe but thats like hte best larry the thug picture they could find. id have to see his old nose upagainst a diffent picture.