From Britney Spears' interview with professional blond Ryan Seacrest yesterday morning:
The coverage, um, I try not to let it get to me, you know? People talk and they say what they want and, at the end of the day, you know, in the tabloids and, you know, the magazines. And, um, you just try, you know, you just try to to keep doing what you do. And, like, you know, and as long as you know what's up and you know what's true that's all that really matters, you know?
No, we don't know, nor do we know what it is you do that requires you to "keep doing" it. And we're calling your bluff and saying you don't know, either. Christ, there's not even jokes left!
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At least she didn't say "such as".
in her defense i wouldn't want to answer ryan's stupid ass questions either, that guy bugs the hell out of me. i don't have any jokes left either cord, it's a sad day for britney bashers.
Or "As a Us American" I am so proud to have that chick representing my state.
Dear Anna Nicole:
I'll see you soon.
Much Love~
Britney
Did I just notice in Brit's "Gimme More" video that her fellow "strippers" are actually fully clothed? Lord help us all. Come on, Britney, dazzle us with more of your wisdom, 'cause our well of holier than thou-ness is running perilously low.
When I was a raging coke head I used to say "um" "like" "you know" constantly when I spoke. Just throwing that out there.
The best part of that interview was when she got up to go shower and made Alli finish the interview whom of which told Ryan they were going out partying later that night.
All I have to say about this matter is…Kelli Zink is wearing one fug, unflattering dress and she looks like Minnie Driver. Anything else would be redundant.
Eat it, lick it, snort it, fuck it!!!
I read Mae's a little fast and saw "Alli." I got all excited thinking that Brit had an oily discharge because she is taking Alli (the diet aid).
I took a fat blocker one (not Alli) most disgusting thing in the world. RUINED my clothes before I knew what it would do. disgusting.
I love Alli but don't understand why Xenical, which is stronger, never gave me problems. Or rather, "treatment effects." And I would LOVE to see a celeb with Alli stains on her pooper. And why is Alli the "cousin" still around?
Impenetrable stupidity-Britney's secret to happiness!
She… she… she…
Shit. I got nothin'. She's over.
jbonz, that would be a great name for a "fashion doll": Mattel presents, Impenetrable Stupidity Britney, Malibu Barbie's idiot, trashy new neighbour ;)
Listening to this interview gave me explosive diarrhea. I sure there had been some kind of warning about this.
I wish I have an, Ali, too. I need someone to help finish mysentences when I get bored talking to, bitches. Look, I'm bored with your boring ass so let my friend here finishi this up. I need to go, "shower".
It would have been cute if she'd have let one of her kids finish the conversation.
Ryan: Did you hear your mommies CD?
SP: Pooped on it.
Ryan: Well everyone's a critic!
SP: Can I poop on you?