And rake in the cash while doing so

America must have passed around some sort of petition saying they wanted their next Rupert Murdoch to have frosted tips and a tiny snub nose, because how else would you explain why Ryan Seacrest is becoming the next media mogul? Sorry, not mogul, "media player," which is what happens when someone like Seacrest decides to split from William Morris and take his agent with him (that's a buy out) to start his own empire.

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Aug 20, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 4 Responses
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Comments (4)

No. 1 sar says:

Media player? Does he come pre-installed or do I have to download him. Because I'm pretty sure he'd be firewalled.

OK I'm done geeking.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 12:55 pm
No. 2 Perfectgrrl says:

If he wasn't so asexual I would do so many bad things to him.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 9:57 pm
No. 3 blah says:

He's fucked up. He makes millions of dollars a year, but pay his staff next to nothing.

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:33 pm
No. 4 blah says:

*pays*

Posted: Aug 20, 2008 at 11:33 pm
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