No mansion or luxury car is safe from the ravages of the Malibu fire, the scourge that’s left Sean Penn’s trailer a heaping, wadded mess. A tragedy, indeed, but all is not lost, as benevolence rises from the rubble in the city by the sea: Extortionate sushi restaurant Nobu has started serving all firefighters complimentary meals. And nothing sticks to one’s ribs after an intense day of battling massive conflagrations like Yellowtail Tartar with caviar. Bon appétit.
How about a nice tall glass of warm milk? Mmmmm refreshing!
I’m pretty sure he moved into that trailer because of an earlier fire. And now his trailer is burned? He’s like fucking Ziggy.
What? What did I say? You’re not completely refreshed after a nice tall glass of warm milk with your sushi? Well I am, especially in hot dry weather.
Oh dear Zeus, the thought of sushi and warm milk has given me the dry heaves. I noz feelz goed.
You know, as much as the celebrity coverage annoys the shit out of me, the restaurant thing doesn’t at all. Those firefighters will take anything they can get, and the majority of the places they’re in have NOTHING to offer. They’re on camera begging for a bite because they’ve been stuck in the flames for 48 hours or more and their food ran out long ago. Whether the restaurant’s sushi or pizza, I commend them for sending food.
Oh, juju and your Vanilla Ice obsession. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic.
I’ve tried to seek therapy but I got the boot. I guess I’m beyond help of western medicine.
all this talk about sushi and warm vanilla ice is making me sick.
everyone knows that warm sushi and cold milk is the only way to go
Warm sushi is actually very tasty. Until all the little germies grow. *sigh* On deep-fried crunchy rice patties and sauce with a little kick.
Nobu’s very prominent, so maybe their step encourages more financially-stable restaurants to donate food too?
Quite possibly THE BEST post title EVER!!