No mansion or luxury car is safe from the ravages of the Malibu fire, the scourge that’s left Sean Penn’s trailer a heaping, wadded mess. A tragedy, indeed, but all is not lost, as benevolence rises from the rubble in the city by the sea: Extortionate sushi restaurant Nobu has started serving all firefighters complimentary meals. And nothing sticks to one’s ribs after an intense day of battling massive conflagrations like Yellowtail Tartar with caviar. Bon appétit.

Oct 24, 2007 · Link · 13 Responses
Related Posts

• 10/17/07: LCD Roundup (Comments: 25)
• 08/20/07: Strong Principles (Comments: 39)
• 05/14/07: Amateur Hour (Comments: 9)
Tagged: Sean Penn
Comments (13)

No. 1 maria says:

How about a nice tall glass of warm milk? Mmmmm refreshing!

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:16 am
No. 2 nedanye says:

I’m pretty sure he moved into that trailer because of an earlier fire. And now his trailer is burned? He’s like fucking Ziggy.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:42 am
No. 3 April says:

like on house? maria are you tripping?

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:42 am
No. 4 maria says:

What? What did I say? You’re not completely refreshed after a nice tall glass of warm milk with your sushi? Well I am, especially in hot dry weather.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 9:47 am
No. 5 jujubees says:

Oh dear Zeus, the thought of sushi and warm milk has given me the dry heaves. I noz feelz goed.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 10:13 am
No. 6 Kitchy says:

You know, as much as the celebrity coverage annoys the shit out of me, the restaurant thing doesn’t at all. Those firefighters will take anything they can get, and the majority of the places they’re in have NOTHING to offer. They’re on camera begging for a bite because they’ve been stuck in the flames for 48 hours or more and their food ran out long ago. Whether the restaurant’s sushi or pizza, I commend them for sending food.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 10:53 am
No. 7 jujubees says:

Word to ya mutha. But not the warm milk part.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 10:55 am
No. 8 evil twin says:

Oh, juju and your Vanilla Ice obsession. It makes me feel all warm and fuzzy and nostalgic.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:08 am
No. 9 jujubees says:

I’ve tried to seek therapy but I got the boot. I guess I’m beyond help of western medicine.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 11:21 am
No. 10 blah says:

all this talk about sushi and warm vanilla ice is making me sick.

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 4:17 pm
No. 11 BooBoo says:

everyone knows that warm sushi and cold milk is the only way to go

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 5:08 pm
No. 12 Other Karen says:

Warm sushi is actually very tasty. Until all the little germies grow. *sigh* On deep-fried crunchy rice patties and sauce with a little kick.

Nobu’s very prominent, so maybe their step encourages more financially-stable restaurants to donate food too?

Posted: Oct 24, 2007 at 6:02 pm
No. 13 Sanity,Interrupted... says:

Quite possibly THE BEST post title EVER!!
hahahahahaha!

Posted: Oct 25, 2007 at 9:00 am
Leave a Comment