I had no idea Carol Channing died her hair brown. I love that broad.

which one are you talking about the one with the tie or with out

Well, it's not like Seinfeld doesn't have a history with Scientology. . . he took courses a long time ago and claims that he doesn't follow the religious aspect but continues to use their problem solving techniques. . . besides, he can afford it.

is it just me, or does that coat look like a robe? like a grandma robe.

I'd love to have Seinfeld convert. It might make him interesting for once.

"And what is the deal with those audits??"

The one without the tie. Wearing the bed comforter.

Hello, Dolly. Well, hello Dolly. It's so nice to have you back where you belong…

Tom, hold my hand. I can't see with these Scientology glasses on.

You're not supposed to, Kate. Speak when spoken to.

Between the slander, that fucking Bee Movie and now this, Jerry Seinfeld is really trying to ruin any good reputation he might still have.

Scientology glasses make me feel happy.

That's good, Kate. Here's your allowance.

Good. I need another tote as large as my head.

Just as long as you fill it with Thetans, Kate. Now go play with your robot Suri. Will and I are going upstairs.

Why can't I ever come? You just say your talking grown up stuff. Aren't I grown up, Tom? I feel funny, where are those pills I take when I start to think about my life?

I'm taking those pills when I get home Ju…hopefully. If my dealer is around.

Am I crazy or did I hear somewhere (maybe here on Mollygood) that Tommie boy has convinced Will Smith to be a Scientologist? Lord I hope I hallucinated it but I'm pretty sure it's true. What are they drugging these people with that converts them? I'm assuming it's some kind of Fentanyl/Morphine mix.

You heard that right. Now it's ok for them to make sweet love so long as it's under the guise of releasing thetans.

So is Scientology being compared to Islam?

I think Cord has been itching to Best someone (without the best) - because this sort of hints that the trend among Jews is to abandon their religion in favor of a more zealous one (scientology or islam). He doesn't explicitly say it, and of course, will Best you should you attempt to call out his subtext as explicit posting. He's a sneaky one.

I connected the dots but since I'm Catholic everyone else is still going to hell. Oh, and me too since I'm a sinner and all. See you in hell, Tom.

I'm a Bokononist, so there's no such thing as hell. But there are such things as calypso. We're lucky like that.

Daaaaaaaayyyyyyy oooo.

I think "in record numbers" is misleading–it makes it sound like a whole lot o' people are converting. I followed the link and the "record number" is 70 for the year 2006. So, yeah, the statement is technically corect, but I think cord is trying to make the number of conversions seem more dramatic than it really is.

Have you noticed how alien she's looking? I love the way she looks normally, but those glasses and that hair are starting to remind me of those big-eyed aliens that the people in Roswell are always talking about.

I wear my sunglasses at night…

His thin, flat hair creeps me out. So lifeless and dull, just listlessly hanging around his face. And I do mean his hair. Not Katie.