first sherri shepard and now this douche? i need a drink like a tree needs sun and water.

or like BritBrit needs oxyc., chocolate cake, a turkey baster, and some cheetos

i hate to admit this but Selma makes my stem stiffen, not like the way bow-wow does but there's something masculine about her that turns me on. Does that make me a lesbian now, or straight? color me confused

Mairzy dodes and dozy dodes and little lamsy divey.

Huh? Is he sure he doesn't drink…because I beg to differ. Seems like some drunk myspacing to me.

Ugh, who falls for these douchebags anymore?

Drunk on his own pseudo-intellectualism. Hey buddy, do you have to stretch before you pat yourself on the back or are you naturally limber?

Are those handcuffs?

He was cute and sweet to her. I dont think he was expecting his lame blog to be broadcasted.

I didn't know he had his own personal internet. Gee now I feel bad that his blog on his personal internet was "broadcast." ::rolling eyes:: Ouch! That hurt.

I'll handle this stewardess. I speak Jive. What he meant to say was: "Predicate on the medicide pretty mama. Mah dode needs a crackalickin."

Decipher that if you will.

Um I'm sorry, but dodes over? I just can't with that one. Make all of this stupid stop. Ugh.

I like to put up all the stuff I don't want anyone else to see on myspace. The problem is that he didn't write in parenthesis, "Don't tell anyone else what I wrote". That always works.

According to the textilizer this is the translation.

"lost” aint only a popular televizzle shiznow its also a common theme in tha motherfucka metro los angeles are. i like ta on occasion go out ta tha random “hot spots.” im actually sometizzles accepted in this shawty subculture n we out. i dizzle drink, party, or go out ta try ta git laid….just observe like old skool shit. observation of tha phenomizzles thiznat american culture dwells upon n dodes ova.

He's hotter than she is anyways. Shes not cute anymore.

I've always thought she was a horrible actress. A turd could have done a better job in, Cruel Intentions

Oh my, Mandy. I LOVE Airplane. Farking phenomenal. I almost peed. Shout out the Juje for Dogging it up for us. Muy excellente!

I hated dode at first, but now I may have to work, "my dode needs crackalackin'" into every conversation I have. Hey chiropracter, my dode needs crackalackin! Hey mechanic, my dode need crackalackin!

She's way too hot to date someone that observes the incorrectly spelled "phenomenon that the American culture dwells upon and dodes over". Blech. He's probably some emo loving Pete Wentz type of douchebag.

she looks like katie holmes in that pic!

And thats why youre numero uno lisa.

He probably ran away from her. She's a crazy drunk hot mess.

Shes annoying and hanging out with 20 year olds when she is 35. She could be Ashleys's mom.

oh, why are the pretty ones always so dumb?

oh, why do the pretty ones always have to be so dumb?

There is definitely a problem here. I am Mandy and only claim posts numbers 11 and 20…and now there is another person with my login at 22?

I feel violated Cord. This does not dode well.

Does not dode well, ideed. Your getting screwed in the dode. That has been happening quite a bit and it really makes my brain hurt.

There were 2 Rachels or was that 2 Marias? There is some weird doppelgangery a foot.

I like Selma Blair. She's not the usual I go for, but she is still sexy.
So she's single. That means that I've gone from a 'snowballs chance' to next-to-no-chance.
There is hope afterall! Ha ha.

There is chance of two people having the same name :)

I have never met ahother jujubees, EVER.

Sorry, I keep forgetting that's not my real name.

Ok then, you wont mind if I distinguish myself a bit here.

There's was two maria's once and that had to be some sort of fluke, it's never happened since. Thank jebus. I thought I had got drunk on absinthe or had a multiple personality disorder.

There was two maria's once and that had to be some sort of fluke, it's never happened since. Thank jebus. I thought I had got drunk on absinthe or had a multiple personality disorder.

She looks kind of old and bloated. Like coke bloat in the face. Lay off the drugs and cigarettes. She looks ill all the time. Maybe a trip back to rehab would do her well.

What's your excuse this time, Maria? Absinthe is a wonderful Christmas drink.

I've heard that Absinthe is now legal in the states. Praise Jesus if it is! That little green fairy grants wishes people…and they come true.

I better never ever catch my good twin on here. I'll have to kill her in the face or something.