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Paris Hilton—who these days is desperately grasping at straws while attempting to stay out of jail for violating the terms of her probation—was recently seen behind the wheel of her Bentley. This, of course, is the very same crime for which she was sentenced a week ago to 45 days in jail, as her license has been suspended since a DUI bust last year.

All kidding aside: fuck her. Fuck her weak excuses, fuck the petition to save her, fuck the people signing that petition, fuck people who contribute nothing, fuck people who revel in their ignorance and fuck people who behave in a way that makes it clear they believe themselves to be above the laws of a country that has contributed millions to their leisure.

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May 9, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 20 Responses
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    No. 1 kat says:

    Amen to that, Cord!

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 2:57 pm
    No. 2 jesso30 says:

    I love that Paris has lost her bitchy little saunter when she walks. It makes me happy.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:08 pm
    No. 3 The T-Dude says:

    I can't agree with you more — the bitch of it is, this little stini in jail will probably make her even more famous! Read why at http://www.thet-dude.blogspot.com

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    No. 4 Naripon says:

    Holy Crap Cord! I just fell in love with you all over again.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:10 pm
    No. 5 Kelso says:

    Can I get a FUCK YA! Cord you are the best!

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:12 pm
    No. 6 PrivateDick says:

    I read that her license was re-instated in March. But it's still not very smart to have all of these pics of her driving.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:21 pm
    No. 7 LisaNo.1 says:

    Give the girl a break, I mean how can you expect her to resist creamy leather interiors? Stupid man hands.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:23 pm
    No. 8 tlatzoteotl says:

    That little rant made me wonder if you've seen the Trailer Park Boys Movie. "Fuck you, fuck me, fuck this court, fuck suit dummies, fuck squirrels" There was more, but I can't remember it all.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:28 pm
    No. 9 BABYCAKES says:

    Cord all that fucking has really turned me on. Good thing I have a bullet in my office. Holla next time u n NO.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:29 pm
    No. 10 Jen says:

    Can I get an "a-FUCKING-men!!"

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:30 pm
    No. 11 MyOpinionCountsToo says:

    Second paragraph - well said! I am so over this bulls*it!

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:34 pm
    No. 12 Cha Cha Loca says:

    I couldn't have said it better myself!

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:46 pm
    No. 13 h says:

    I want the video of Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom, doing coke with her two friends to stick too. Put her in jail too. I want all these vapid little girls and boys out of my psychic space.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:50 pm
    No. 14 Kitchy says:

    Her license isn't currently suspended. She's not breaking any laws. Unfortunately, it is not against the law to be stupid, arrogant, and a complete jackass.

    Beyond that… Amen.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 3:53 pm
    No. 15 lizbean says:

    that was definatly the best thing i've ever read on this site! evrything above!

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 4:04 pm
    No. 16 beebs says:

    This is probably what Maynard meant when he wrote Aenima.

    It's time to bring it down again.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 4:31 pm
    No. 17 beebs says:

    Scratch that - its EXACTLY what he meant. Things haven't changed in L.A. since that song was written ten years ago…

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 4:34 pm
    No. 18 celia says:

    what a fucking awesome statement!!! :worship:

    nice look on the website too. congrats.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 5:27 pm
    No. 19 Ellinorianne says:

    http://www.petitiononline.com/.....ition.html

    Sihn my petition. Oh SIGN. Please.

    Yes, I have a type-o as well, just for Paris.

    Posted: May 9, 2007 at 6:34 pm
    No. 20 / MollyGood says:

    [...] like Paris very well may have heeded the call of media and put the Bentley in park following the hubbub surrounding her questionable license validity, as she was recently seen biking in Los Angeles. More [...]

    Posted: May 11, 2007 at 2:47 pm
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