
Paris Hilton—who these days is desperately grasping at straws while attempting to stay out of jail for violating the terms of her probation—was recently seen behind the wheel of her Bentley. This, of course, is the very same crime for which she was sentenced a week ago to 45 days in jail, as her license has been suspended since a DUI bust last year.
All kidding aside: fuck her. Fuck her weak excuses, fuck the petition to save her, fuck the people signing that petition, fuck people who contribute nothing, fuck people who revel in their ignorance and fuck people who behave in a way that makes it clear they believe themselves to be above the laws of a country that has contributed millions to their leisure.
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Amen to that, Cord!
I love that Paris has lost her bitchy little saunter when she walks. It makes me happy.
I can't agree with you more — the bitch of it is, this little stini in jail will probably make her even more famous! Read why at http://www.thet-dude.blogspot.com
Holy Crap Cord! I just fell in love with you all over again.
Can I get a FUCK YA! Cord you are the best!
I read that her license was re-instated in March. But it's still not very smart to have all of these pics of her driving.
Give the girl a break, I mean how can you expect her to resist creamy leather interiors? Stupid man hands.
That little rant made me wonder if you've seen the Trailer Park Boys Movie. "Fuck you, fuck me, fuck this court, fuck suit dummies, fuck squirrels" There was more, but I can't remember it all.
Cord all that fucking has really turned me on. Good thing I have a bullet in my office. Holla next time u n NO.
Can I get an "a-FUCKING-men!!"
Second paragraph - well said! I am so over this bulls*it!
I couldn't have said it better myself!
I want the video of Lindsay Lohan in the bathroom, doing coke with her two friends to stick too. Put her in jail too. I want all these vapid little girls and boys out of my psychic space.
Her license isn't currently suspended. She's not breaking any laws. Unfortunately, it is not against the law to be stupid, arrogant, and a complete jackass.
Beyond that… Amen.
that was definatly the best thing i've ever read on this site! evrything above!
This is probably what Maynard meant when he wrote Aenima.
It's time to bring it down again.
Scratch that - its EXACTLY what he meant. Things haven't changed in L.A. since that song was written ten years ago…
what a fucking awesome statement!!! :worship:
nice look on the website too. congrats.
http://www.petitiononline.com/.....ition.html
Sihn my petition. Oh SIGN. Please.
Yes, I have a type-o as well, just for Paris.
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