Poor Jen

Someone needs to keep an eye on Jennifer Aniston, because rumor has it John Mayer dumped her and, if the media is to be believed, she is going to have a nervous breakdown due to the grief. Or something.
John took the decision to end things as he felt he just wasn't ready for the level of commitment that Jennifer deserved. Contrary to reports, Jen didn't want to have kids or marry this year, but she did want to set a timetable for their future together. She also wanted him to assure her he would cut down his tours in the future when they did eventually have children.
But don't feel too sorry for Jen: Reports are stating she has already moved on with a new boyfriend. Sounds like someone's been getting lessons from Kate Hudson.
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How sad to be so desperate. She followed JM everywhere like a little puppy. SOME degree of independance is good Jen… She probably feels like her clock is ticking and maybe on some level wants to compete with Angie? Who the hell knows. But she seems to be WAY too much to handle. Now JM can come date me. :)
People make fun of her for having so many short-term relationships, but they commend men for dating "hottie" after "hottie" with no real commitment. A little consistency… please…
(I think it's lame when both sexes are promiscuous.)
Girlfriend needs to find herself a rich, goodlooking nobody (real estate developer, financier) who will be totally into her celebrity and want to rub up against it. Only then will she find a keeper - just stay away from Anne Hathaway's ex, Jen.
I think Jennifer Aniston has learned thru life, a lesson many women who post about her in the negative manner need to learn; Happiness Comes From Inside Yourself. To depend upon another to "make" you happy is letting oneself in for a huge letdown. This woman has never outwardly complained about the events in her life in the past three years, but has dealt with them honorably, privately, and moved on. She has a healthy psychy, and body, and is living life her way. Congrats to her. Personally, i believe in the addage:"It Is Better To Be Happy Alone, Than To Be Miserable With The Wrong Partner"….amen
has she even dated that many dudes post-brad? seems to me it's the tabloids making her out to be some desperate woman.
and might i remind you, john mayer pees on the ladies. *she* probably dumped *him* out of fear that he would try to pee on their unborn children.
he strikes me as a bit of a douche.
post no. 4 makes me want to take yaz and go sing in a field of wildflowers.
LOL STM!
I think it is a bit rediculous for HappyMe #4 to insinuate that women who talk about Jen in the negative need to learn that happiness comes from inside yourself. i am i the middle of a divorce and by no means do i feel the need to replace my husband with another. Just like Kate Hudson, she seems to bounce from man to man. Tabloid spin or not. You give her congrats after your adage of "It's better to be happy alone…" when was the last time you saw her sans man? I'm not sure which Jennifer Aniston you have been watching, but it ain't this one…
STM… JM is a golden (shower) boy? How come i missed this nugget of info???
yep, rumor has it he peed on jessica simpson on a regular basis. if i recall, there was some rumor/story/totally verifiable and true fact about how the hotel they stayed at in italy was very distressed to find pee soaked sheets.
Well, in JM's defense, Jessica Simpson has the personality and looks of a fire hydrant…
as for Jen, why in the hell do we still know or care who she is? She's a C-list sitcom actress who, for some unknown reason, was launched into A-list status. Oh yeah, I know that reason, and he has now moved on and settled down with a beautiful partner and six just as beautiful children. Move on, Jen and give it a rest. Playing the victim has never looked good on anybody, neither has been playing the woman who plans out a future with a 30 year old man who you haven't even been dating for a year.
Eeeeeeewwwwwwwww! LOLOLOL!!! When i read "he peed on jessica simpson on a regular basis" it totally made me think that theyd just be walking along and he'd pee on her. Or he'd shout from the other room "Jess! Pee-pee time!" LOL! But wait… Maybe it was Jessica who did the peeing… eh?
Wait…. JOHN IS INTO WATER SPORTS? HUZZAH!
For the record, golden showers are gross.
Though I don't usually get caught up in this kind of drama, I can't ignore some of the ignorant comments here. Unless you are a personal friend of Jennifer Aniston's, you have no idea how long she has gone without a boyfriend. It is naive to believe these tabloid stories as fact. She is beautiful and young, so why shouldn't she be dating as much as she wants? A lot of times publicists spin these stories, so we will never really know what happened. It's not any of our business. The only people who really care are the ones who have no lives themselves.
Note: Any time you say something negative or critical of someone else, you are drawing negativity into your own life. Wait until you get dumped and see how it feels. Lucky for you, tabloids won't be publicizing it.
kate, it's like pavlov's dog. jesssssieeee come and get your peeeeeeepeeeee.
it would be pretty hard for a woman to pee on a man on a regular basis without some sort of stabilizing contraption. either that or she would have to have very strong thigh muscles. that's a whole lot of squatting. or maybe jess peed in a big jug or squirt bottle and periodically just dumped it on john's head. that would be worth seeing.
i said squirt bottle. heh.
"the only people who really care are the ones who have no lives themselves."
and thusly no. 14 drew negativity into her own life.
where's my yaztini?
Stm- I know, eh? I'm just going to bask in the irony of that statement.
Oh, and she's about 40. I wouldn't describe that as young.
And most of the people JA has been linked to by the media did actually date her.
What? Are you a "personal friend" of JA? We don't pretend we've went berry-picking with her.
I guess her body wasn't a wonderland after all.
Your body is a wasteland…
Id trade places with her. Believe me. She's got it going on waaaaaaaay more than me.
This was just another "romance" concocted by Jennifer's PR pimp Huvane!!! Jennifer needed to be in the tabloids on a weekly basis to counter the Jolie-Pitts and conjuring up yet another "boyfriend" is the only way to do that. Now the babies are born, their pics have been in People and John and Jen can go their separate ways. Besides, everybody knows Meyer tongue kissed Perez Hilton!! When you add that onto the pissing, what woman in her right mind would want him?
well if the rumor is true that jennifer aniston and john mayer split up - i just hope that jennifer will find the true love and happiness she deserves. She deserves better than brad pitt, vince vaughn and john mayer. Also, John Mayer is really a typical ladies man and looks like loves to single and try to score all the beautiful hollywood actresses around.
Jennifer we hope this time after John Mayer you will be more careful on who you want to be your boyfriend.
Maybe it would be a lot better for you to have your own baby if adoption is one of the option, you deserve to have a baby and then forget about having man in your life who will cheat you in the end or dump you.
YOU DESERVE A TRUE GOOD MAN!!!
CHEER UP JEN!!! YOU DO NOT DESERVE JOHN MAYER AFTER ALL!!!
"It is naive to believe these tabloid stories as fact. "
HOW LONG have we blog commenters been waiting for Jackie to come along and announce the big news. HOW LONG!? Anyone?
Holy craptini. I like jennifer A. and all but it seems she has some real die hard fans here.
Why?
Well cooter, i personally believe Jennifer Aniston has so many "die-hard" fans because she is a woman every woman can call her friend. (no pun intended) She'd be fun to hang with, be there for you to cry on if needed, and truly care about other's feelings….i.e. best girlfriend. It's obvious in her long term best bud relationsip with so many celebs in Hollywood; Courtney Cox, Sheryl Crow, etc. AND, no one can figure out who in the world so many "haters" would hold it against a woman for divorcing her husband so he can have an open relationship with the "other woman" and never use each and every opportunity to bad mouth them ….that's CLASS
He's a tool, but she, can't she look outside of celebrity. It's not as if she needs a man with money. I think she can find what she's looking for if she looks away from the celeb race and goes for a regular, gas pumping, coffee brewing, regular 'ol blue collar Joe.
HappyMe, I can not relate to her or her character on friends. I don't know her, but as for her Rachel character, I'm not quite sure why a whiny, self-destructive, self-centered brat is easy to relate to. Same goes for Sarah Jessica Parker's Carrie Bradshaw. Heck, Charlotte York was easier to tolerate than that one.
Personally, I wouldn't put John Mayer on any list of men one should marry. At least not now. No offense to him.
The reason why she comes off as sad and desperate is because the "sympathetic" media make sure she always comes across that way. There's nothing wrong with dating guy after guy. There's something sad about coming across as the serial dumpee who can't even keep a hot mess like Vince Vaughn interested for more than a few months. We're not even sure if she's always the dumpee, but those tabloids that supposedly love her sure make her seem like one.
No. 25 HappyMe says:
…AND, no one can figure out who in the world so many "haters" would hold it against a woman for divorcing her husband so he can have an open relationship with the "other woman" and never use each and every opportunity to bad mouth them ….that's CLASS
Posted: Aug 13, 2008 at 10:51 pm
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HappyMe, she had no choice. If she didn't file for divorce, Brad would've. He just let her do it so she wouldn't look like the one getting dumped. And she didn't have to bad mouth them, she just let the tabloids do it for her. Because when they were reporting a load of crap about her ex, she was on alot of shows during that time, either Oprah or on the press junket promoting several of her disater movies. But she was mostly talking about her personal life, so several of the news anchors would ask about the rumors, and she never once clearified the misunderstanding. She just let them (the tabloids) run with it. That's not called "CLASS", that's called "being a coniving bi-ch."
"The only people who really care are the ones who have no lives themselves."
Oh Jackie. Someone giving an opinion does not equal caring. Rachel was my least favorite person on Friends. I see JA as being very needy and yes, my opinion comes from what i read, but call me crazy, when the only thing you see are picturs of her with different men, flying around the world to be with them every waking minute… I dont think it takes a genious to see that she can't be alone. I don't think she needs to find true love, I think she needs to chill the fuck out and be happy with herself first. Same with you Jackie.
I hated Friends (except Pheobe)
"(golden) shower the people you love with love"
Aside from Jennifer, have any of you noticed HOW MANY career-successful, very attractive, great bodied women in the entertainment business are searching for permanent male partners? That the guys out there, that are being recycled over and over again, amongth these women, are really not very enticing, pretty shallow and really… not great catches at all? Truth is, these women may be admired by many women in the real world, but they seem pretty lonely to me. Sure, I'd like to have their money, etc…. but I don't envy them regarding their personal/romantic lives.