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"And right before I stepped out of the limo to face Big and the rest of my life, I started to wonder if maybe I had it all wrong. Despite all these years as a sex and relationship columnist, maybe I didn't know the first, second or third thing about true love. Maybe I didn't really love myself, which would explain all the credit card debt and drunken one-night stands I chalked up to girlish exuberance. Maybe I didn't really love Big, and instead just loved the idea of someone – anyone – consistently there. And maybe I didn't really love this big, bad city after all. Because if I did, why didn't I ever go south of 14th or into any borough besides Manhattan? I began to be overcome with a new kind of fear, but then Miranda came with the cappuccinos from Balducci's, and I breathed easier."


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Oct 31, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 34 Responses
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    No. 1 Sugar Magnolia says:

    She's just not aging well is she?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 2 SeriousStyle says:

    It's like I'm there.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 3 Mr. T says:

    SJP is one scarey looking bride! Perfect for Halloween. Happy Halloween Cord and everyone else! I think I will go as my little pony this evening or Mr. Ed! HEE-HAW!!!!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 4 S a v v y Me says:

    No spoiler warning?? I mean, I totallly would have looked at the pics anyway, but at least that would be on my own acCord, haha.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    No. 5 maria says:

    Hey SJP, why the long face?! Bwa ha ha ha.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 6 james_boston says:

    c'mon people. these ladies are like 100 years old…each. they look good for really, really old broads.

    i'll be there opening day…unless it's coming out on the same day as "Brokeback II: Electric Boogaloo". then we have a problem.,

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    No. 7 Be Adequite says:

    Cord, you nailed it- THIS is why I have never understood all the excitement about SATC!!! Plus, SJP is just not attractive. At all. Ever.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:07 pm
    No. 8 Randa Roo says:

    SJP has wrinklier hands than Clint Eastwood.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:19 pm
    No. 9 jujubees says:

    I'm going to be in line and thinking of James in line so it will be like we are in line together. I'll even talk to myself like he was with me. Just me and the other wome who's husbands refused to go with them.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    No. 10 LisaNo.1 says:

    j_b: We can go to the theater by Fenway - because I am not missing BB2:EB!

    Am I the only one who got excited before the last line? It would have been a big Eff You to all the SATC wannabes who aspire to BE someone on the show. You know, like Duhkneese, who has been suspiciously absent. Too bad, that would have been the awesomest ever.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 11 kat says:

    SJP would be the PERFECT Cruella da Ville!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 12 jujubees says:

    That role better suited for, Sharon Stone.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 1:40 pm
    No. 13 S a v v y Me says:

    I can't wait for this movie. I have to imagine this wedding scene is a bad dream or something that Carrie has, I mean, she would NEVER have the girls look like that.

    And I have to disagree, I think she looked pretty lots of times (sometimes she didn't look pretty, at all, I'll give you that) but I thought when she had her hair short, a la Season 4 Vogue- she looked great. I admittedly cut my hair short per her inspiration. true story.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:08 pm
    No. 14 playla says:

    Okay, everyone really goes on about whether or not she's attractive (which she never has been) so if she were Jessica Alba or someone deemed "attractive" that would make this self-obsessed, bullshit feminishm easier to watch?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:12 pm
    No. 15 maria says:

    hmmm, good question playa,
    I thinshk that the bullshisht feminishm is goinshg to be there regaurdless, everyone knoshws the show was createshd by the shoe manufactshures.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:15 pm
    No. 16 maria says:

    playla–of course—not playa.
    freudian slip? Maybe?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:17 pm
    No. 17 playla says:

    Maria, people often mistake me for a "big pimpa"

    Also, I appreciate your paranoia. If it's not the shoe manufacturers its the razor blade distributors…

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:20 pm
    No. 18 maria says:

    I love it when you call me big pimpa

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:26 pm
    No. 19 james_boston says:

    love the fenway theatre. love the one by the common more but who can afford it? lisa, you me and ju (who'll have to fly in) can go on opening day so ju doesn't talk to herself while in line. lisa, you'll be charlotte, ju, you'll be SJP and i'll be samantha for that day. miranda sucks so we'll leave her out of it.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 2:35 pm
    No. 20 jujubees says:

    Yes, Miranda is like Sabrina from Charlies Angels. I remember when we would play, Charlies Angels. Nobody wanted to be, Sabrina.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 3:42 pm
    No. 21 Mrs Patrick Campbell says:

    SJP looks about 75 years old in these photos. Drugs? Bad genes?

    ALso, are there nude photos of Big?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:05 pm
    No. 22 stopthemadness says:

    tsk tsk, juju and j_b.

    i thought my love for you knew no bounds.

    I loves me some Miranda! She got poked by Blair Underwood! What's not to love?

    She's a miscegenator!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:08 pm
    No. 23 stopthemadness says:

    my love for christina aguilera knows no bounds based solely upon this:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7VxmpBo19D4

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:10 pm
    No. 24 Be Adequite says:

    That's a pretty good clip STM! Didn't even recognize her!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:15 pm
    No. 25 jujubees says:

    Come on STM, don't give up on us yet. Just don't tell me you love, Sabrina. Or it will be I who quit you.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:52 pm
    No. 26 scooter butt says:

    how come SJP is looking more and more like Wallis Simpson?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:53 pm
    No. 27 Other Karen says:

    Ugh, that was creepy. Did Cord write for Sex and the City at some point?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 4:57 pm
    No. 28 stopthemadness says:

    Is it better if I tell you I've never actually seen an entire episode of Charlie's Angels so I don't even know which one is Sabrina?

    Wow, I've never told anyone that before.

    *stands up*

    My name is stopthemadness aka gandygirl and i've never seen an episode of Charlie's Angels.

    I feel really good about taking this first step.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 5:02 pm
    No. 29 stopthemadness says:

    I think I need a sponsor to help me through this difficult period in my life.

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 5:05 pm
    No. 30 james_boston says:

    "No. 20 jujubees says:

    Yes, Miranda is like Sabrina from Charlies Angels. I remember when we would play, Charlies Angels. Nobody wanted to be, Sabrina."

    oh my god ju! when i was 10 and my brother and i and our cousin would watch the re-runs, we each picked one of the angels as a girlfriend…i always got jacyln, my cousin got farah or what's her face, her blond cousin, and my poor brother would get stuck with sabrina and start crying cause we'd tease him about how he got the ugly one! my poor brother…

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 5:43 pm
    No. 31 maria says:

    This just has got me thinking of all the uglies in groups; Kelly Rowland, Donnie Wahlberg, Lisa Turtle…hmmm? I could write my fucking thesis on this shit!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 6:40 pm
    No. 32 booyah says:

    Hey James, go red sox! Was at the Park Plaza thurs thru Sunday, what a MaD house!

    Can't wait for the movie though. Whip out my fendi purse and take it to the city!

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 10:27 pm
    No. 33 andrew says:

    Princess Cordless, is that you?

    Posted: Oct 31, 2007 at 11:27 pm
    No. 34 james_boston says:

    you shoulda been here in 2004 booyah. it was nuts when the sox won back then…we were downright civilized this time around.

    Posted: Nov 1, 2007 at 1:42 am
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