If naked knife fights are good enough for a teenage Angelina Jolie, they are good enough for a middleage Viggo Mortensen. I think he's magically delicious.

Viggo is very scary in this! He's pretty good at hiding the hotness when needed (like this role)

Nothing like a little bloody, penis, peek a boo, before lunch. I guess he didn't wax the cornhole to keep it real?

so…I wonder how uncomfortable it was for those guys to have a naked guy rolling all over them. I mean, I would have felt a little awkward…and I also can't imagine its comfortable to have your goods swinging around everywhere to film that scene…

Dude, your balls are on my leg.

OMG that eyeball part at the end was the WORST!!!!

And in my peanut butter, ew, gross.

But, mmmmmm, so crunchy.

I just thought of something…do you think CORD is the one that titled this thread? Because if he was…I'm worried.

And besides, there was nothing sexy about that. It just made me think about this stupid mouse I used to have (long story on how I got it) but its balls got so big that they would drag the ground when walked around. True story.

Anyway, it invoked something in my brain relating to that mixed with "Dude, your balls are on my leg."

on that note, it's lunchtime - and I have peanut butter.

Well then, by all means enjoy. My veggie soup went down a little harsh, but I think I'll live.

I'm not feeling so hungry for that pizza anymore. But bonus, we found something better than a magic pill. Next time you feel hungry just watch Viggo swinging his bloody balls around. I'm so nut hungry. I see my typo, but i like it.

I need a t-shirt that says "I'm so nut hungry."

Or maybe I don't.

I do. And I want this picture on the back. I'd like more peen showing though.

Fierce! The peen is what makes it couture.

I think it should be bedazzzled for extra flair.

Do we bedazzle the real one so it looks sparkly in the photo? Or just bedazzle the t-shirt?

Oh the decisions… Fashion is a demanding mistress.

I don't know. Maybe just the t shirt or they'll have to reshoot the whole scene. I don't think that other dude wants to get stabbed in the eye again. But we could get him an eye patch and bedazzle that. It's double fashion.

I like your style. The eyepatch kind of brings the whole outfit together. Sparkle!

Razzle Dazzle, bedazzled peens and eyepatches are all the rage.

Now we just need to get Paris to wear one and we'll be golden. I can see it now, Paris with a bedazzled Viggo peen t shirt and a sparkly eye patch. That's hot.

Just don't let Kimberly Stewart have one. She ruins every fashion trend with her cellulite and tranny face.

Oh for sure. We need to keep this act classy.

What we could do though, is making matching doggy outfits, with bedazzled pooper scoopers as accessories. That combines style AND function.

I'm a big believe in fanny packs as well. You scoop the poop and then what? Hello, fanny pack. Just hand it off to your assistant and, walla.

That. Sounds. Fabulous.
I'm always left with a diamond-encrusted scooper full of doodycaca, and nowhere to put it. Usually I just wipe it on my Chanel dress, but this is a way better solution.

these are ruby adorned fannypacks, right?

Well, duh, do you think we are like the Walmart heirs. But it's all reasonbly priced for those who love fashion but don't want to pay full price.

5,000 for the fanny pack, that's just a steal.
2,000 for the jewel encrusted and platinum pooper scooper
1,250 for the eye patch
90 bucks for the t shirt.

i actually had lasagna, and thank goodness I didnt reference it to here until I read the pizza comment.

I'd like some bedazzled toilet paper, if possible. I figure it wont scratch, because I don't poop. And if you guys were really clever, you could photoshop his peen with rhinestones, and then bedazzle the shirt. That way, if one falls off, he's still sparkling. Just a suggestion

Good call. We should include some extra jewels just in case.

Bedazzled toilet paper can be found in the Home Decorations gazebo in the back showroom, for the fashionably low price of 1,200.

Don't even try and sell this shit on ebay or we'll have you shut down. Fashion thievery will not be tolerated. Do you think Perry Ellis ever tried to sell Karl Lagerfelds crap on, Ebay? Well maybe Perry did, his stuff is crap and I hate his cologne.

This shit is too hot for ebay. If anyone tried to sell it, the hit count would go so high, ebay would implode. Don't ask about the physics of that, it's too complicated to explain.

do you think you could have an inset in the picture of his magnified, bedazzled peen? or is that taking it too far…

I don't know, everytime I look at the picture, I think Viggo might be short changing us.

borrow Tommy Lee's then, just raise the price to a little more reasonable $120 for a shirt. You know, for the extra inches.

I LIKE IT. Interchangable peens. You can change them up depending on your mood. I'm feeling shy today, so you just use your Viggo.

I'll take a "I'm so nut hungry" shirt!!!

Damn…that had to be the worst day of work for those guys…I bet they complained to their women all night about how they had to roll around with a naked dude.

so i had to pause it to see his fucking cock and it wasnt that big