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Is it uncouth to request your party guests don't bring creepy dates who are noticeably ill? One would imagine that such a person would make everyone else feel a tad uncomfortable, thereby putting a damper on the whole affair. Though I suppose people who like to attend events in the Hamptons are skilled at ignoring ugly realities.

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Jul 30, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 21 Responses
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  • Comments (21)

    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    I'm kinda stuck on the loser in the pink jacket.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 11:59 am
    No. 2 April says:

    shes 35.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    No. 3 jujubees says:

    Someone can't get over Miami Vice being cancelled. Time to let it go. What if these two mated? That would be one good looking kid.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:25 pm
    No. 4 jujubees says:

    Are you serious, 35?!!!!!!!!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:26 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    I think she meant she was born in '35.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:36 pm
    No. 6 jujubees says:

    That makes more sense. I think her middle name is Methuselah.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:41 pm
    No. 7 Kitchy says:

    She's really only 35?

    Huh. Suddenly my Botox doesn't seem so necessary anymore.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:45 pm
    No. 8 winona says:

    The "loser" is the very charming Andrew Saffir of Cinema Society:
    http://www.newyorksocialdiary......php?tid=84

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:46 pm
    No. 9 kat says:

    Zoe looks like DEATH–warmed over. Wait, I change that she just looks like DEATH!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:51 pm
    No. 10 jujubees says:

    It's hard to be warm when your dead like that.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 11 Courtney says:

    I think Nicole Richie bashed her on MySpace because she looks a lot like a mirror that shows her future. And that my friends would be a terrifying sight to see.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 12:54 pm
    No. 12 Kitchy says:

    The very charming loser needs to get over the 80's.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:10 pm
    No. 13 evil twin says:

    Get over the '80s—but I just put some totally awesome new fat laces into my pink Chuck Taylors!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:21 pm
    No. 14 April says:

    im sorry. i was wrong. shes 36 (or turning it)

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:23 pm
    No. 15 jujubees says:

    If he was going to try and pull that look off, he really should have rolled his sleeves up. I never tried to rock the Don Johnson look but I'm pretty sure they were rolled up to the elbows.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:24 pm
    No. 16 Kitchy says:

    Either way, she's still younger than me and looks decades older, so I'm happy.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:25 pm
    No. 17 Cait says:

    That's just…God, I think I just lost my appetite.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:28 pm
    No. 18 April says:

    i think women all over the world should print out her picture, plaster her birth year (71) to it and post it next to thier mirrors. I think that self esteem issue women in the country have would just about dissapear

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:30 pm
    No. 19 jujubees says:

    She's my age. I'm going to use her pic as a cautionary tale in case I decide to try the coke diet.

    Along with those pics of Britney dancing on the pole.

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 20 Cha Cha Loca says:

    Not only is looser guy lost in the 80's but he looks so coked out that he is about to chew his own tongue off. Stay away from the Chupacabra!

    Posted: Jul 30, 2007 at 4:23 pm
    No. 21 Alycia says:

    I thought that there was a huge conspiracy that she wasn't actually 35 and was much older?

    Posted: Jul 31, 2007 at 5:34 am
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