Good on ya for leaving out that she didn't need a man's touch. Because that is obvs not true.

nothing says classy like drinking your champagne from a straw.

Canned champagne through a straw. Yum.

That speaks VOLUMES about how quality the champagne in, seeing as how good champagne should be too "frothy" through a straw.

I like to freeze my champagne in popcicle molds. Shit, that was meant to be a joke, but it actually sounds good to me. Champagne slushies, anyone?

I'm in.

she's just pissed because nobody was paying attention to her. she even went so far as to swing from pipes like she was a monkey for attention, everybody in the picture was looking away from her.

Stop calling that piss champagne. It's prosecco … that's the grape they make that nasty shit from. Rich is the brand name of prosecco she is "promoting." Krug and Moet and Chandon are champagnes.

Who's that lady friend with Paris? She's beautiful!

Whoa she is gorgeous. Paris better dump her quick because in comparison to this girl Ms. Hilton looks to be about 45.

But in the main pic, it looks like the prosecco might be making a return trip up her esophagus and onto the floor.

Oh now that song is stuck in my head!! I had always thought that Prince's protege Sheila E sang it, but google says it is Eden's Crush.

Do those tights really go with that dress? REALLY?
Where is Clinton and Stacy?

No. No they don't.

Sorry BBB, sparkling wine. I will punish myself later for using champagne in the generic sense. Bad oneophile! Prosecco isn't all bad, though, it = cheap mimosas.

QC: they would laugh at her. Then throw that shit in the garbage can.

I'm really sad her purse and coat aren't leopard print.

When did become appropriate to drink "champagne" from a Red Bull can? You cannot take the fermented tears of the girls who's man you stole and call it champagne.

I don't think those stockings would look good with anything. Much like Paris.

I look at this picture and one song comes to mind.

one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number
one is the loneliest number

Paris might have an outside chance in Deathwatch 2007/8, I think, from the above photo. Far outside, but at least like 1,000,000:1 odds.

Coppola's Sofia brand sparkling wine had a very successful launch. The microscopic scratches in the champagne glass apparently cause the bubbles, so a can and a straw probably works. I'll be happy to test out this theory if someone wants to send me some free champagne . . .

janice - this bitch is never going to die. However, I am looking forward to seeing what she looks like when she about 60 years old. I'm thinking she'll look like Magda from "There's Something About Mary" in a juicy couture sweatsuit.

So she'll look like Tara Reid?

Zing!

Lisa I meant that as a "prod" for… ahem… someone else.

Oh yea! I was just jumping on the bandwagon for continuity's sake. And so as not to embarass our fearless leader, natch. I was totes wrong on purpose.

LOVE the tights with that dress……hahahahah
she is so desperate- no one even wants to talk to her.

I think she's going to look like Patsy. But instead of a dramatized caricature it will be real.

The sad part is that she'll have no Edina and it will just be her.

And she looks like she's having such a good time too!

Happy Schadenfreude everyone! No - it's not a holiday, but damnit it should be!

What's an appropriate gift for such a festive holiday. A framed picture of a loved one's most embarrasing moment?

it the hoisery matched in color, it would have been a good look. Paris, with all of your money and mirrors, surely, you could have noticed this discrepency.

It kind of looks like a sexually transmitted rash.

Paris doesn't want to lead the glamourous life she already does.