everyone knows you can drink more on the rocks.

that how we used to do it in college
"nah i got class in an hour, ill have a frozen"
and "i have to work in an hour, ill have a frozen" - i ofcourse worked as an RA on a dry campus.

or
"last call in an hour, ON THE ROCKS"

Ok…my mom who's a Nurse has weighed in on this (it truly is the end of days!) My mom's theory is that while she wasn't on any kind of stimulant, which seems to be the prevalent theory, she was on some kind of tranquilizer…my mom's theory is that it was Xanax or something similar. I don't remember being able to function when I took Xanax but then again I was trying to get high off it…but Britney may have been given enough to calm her down and allow her to function. Or at least that's what her handlers thought but it may have just made her lethargic and confused which is one of the most common side effects.

I agree with Cord. Anytime I go frozen I get fucked up too quick and fall asleep by 11 pm. Or in Britneys case, walk around on stage like a zombie in her bedazzled underwear.

I think Brit-Twit should have taken the bedazzler and bedazzled ""BITCH," in bright red beads across the back of her panties…like the 12 year-olds who wear Soffe shorts with "CHEER" and other shit emblazoned across the back of their ass to draw attention to it. I'm sure that would have made all the difference and her performance would have been a smashing success. " A properly used bedazzler is an invaluable tool"…they should add that phrase to the info-mercial.

"It's Britney, bitch," wouldn't have fit on that huge ass of hers? Au contraire…such a gem would have merely highlighted the magical properties of the Bedazzler.

"She came down, like, an hour later." Ok Moon Unit. Thanks for spying for us.

Glad to see you agree with me about the bedazzler…I suppose it's magical properties make it even more invaluable.

Gag me with a razor blade, like, totally.

she is such an idiot. Her entire career was balancing on this performance. Now, she'll have to deal with the consequences

i truely believe she could have stepped on stage bald, fully clothed in jeans an a sweater and farted for 2 minuts and it would have been better recieved.

I didn't think people thought she was on stimulants, by the way. Alcohol is a depressant. And pot mellows you out. Add Xanax to the mix and you have Britney's VMA performance.

I don't think it was any "fear" that led her to take it, though. I think she's just an addict.

That was totally a liquor/Xanax trance, I agree.

I'm beginning to think it's not really her fault…she's from the back woods of Louisiana…the trailer trash in her had to come out at some point. I mean, you can only run from who you are for so long.

I think it's the Disney Channel curse, myself.

these are all great comments. maybe i should add you guys to my list of euphorics!

parissucks, i don't think there is anything she can do to revive her career… even if this performance was great. she's going to need to start a QVC jewelry line or something… go in a different direction. open a day care maybe.

"I think it’s the Disney Channel curse, myself."

But how do you explain Justin and Ms. Aguilera? There's no way they haven't done drugs but obviously they can control it and not let it control them…some can handle it, some can't.

"these are all great comments. maybe i should add you guys to my list of euphorics!"

Speaking of drugs…what "euphorics"? What's your poison sar? Or are we speaking figuratively…

Justin is a mess, he's just more on the down low. Christina may be cleaning up, especially now that she's preggers, but I have two words for you: Jordan Bratman. I defy you to explain that.

Just wait until Miley Cyrus gets out from under Billy Ray's thumb. She's a wild one, I can tell. :)

Jordan, Miley, Billy Ray…I have no idea who these people are so I'll take your word for it EvilTwin…but Justin, he's always being videotaped and photographed…if he gets coked up, someone woulda caught it. Anyway, he thinks he's Black so I'm sure all he does is smoke weed, which really is nothing.

Shouldn't we all be working?

james_boston, I'm actually on the payroll here, but I don't like it to get around. :)

Re: the Disney stuff, I have a 7 year old daughter, so I am pretty much hostage to the Disney Channel and Nickelodeon.

Oh, and Jordan Bratman is Xtina's Simian-looking husband.

Yeah, so, I live in Louisiana, and was raised in the south, and I'm pretty good about wearing my panties and not being a Cheetos-addicted skank. ;)

I can't judge you eviltwin…my roomie and I like our "spongebob squarepants"…even when we're not stoned.

and cait…suuuuure you wear panties. next you'll be telling us you're not sleeping with your cousin and scared of black people.

I love Spongebob too, I watch it sometimes even when the kids are at Grandma's.

You know, he lives in a pineapple under the sea, true story.

I was about to go back to work and realized, I don't have a job.

Well, shit, James, this means I have to cancel my Girls Gone Wild appearance then, just to prove a point. ;)

"I was about to go back to work and realized, I don’t have a job."

Sugar daddy? Lucky…

"Well, shit, James, this means I have to cancel my Girls Gone Wild appearance then, just to prove a point."

Don't do that. You could be the next Britney. I hear there's an opening.

Sadly, I hate cheetos and I don't smoke. And I like my undies. :)

I do teach yoga but it's less than 10 hours a week. I don't know if less than 20 hours would be considered a job.

It does allow me to buy more shoes though. Which is why I need the sugar daddy. Except that he's younger than me, I thought they were supposed to be older than you?

juju, now i hate you. at the very least you better be a chick…you're living the dream. i'm waiting for brad pitt to come to his senses and be my sugar daddy…

I do have some lady lumps. I keep them covered pretty well though. I'm not sure Brad will come too until someone throws some garlic at Angies muffin. It has special powers, much like the Wonder Twins.

juju, that's why I'm a PT (although, with yoga, you seem to get a more "dedicated" lot); good hours and shoe money.

james my list of euphorics are listed on my blog, but i don't want to be that girl that comes around to other people's blogs, acting all they want is people to click their link. i'm very happy if i get no clicks. the list isn't that interesting anyway.

don't you worry…i'll click on your blog and leave a snarky comment. i love my euphorics too…especially rolled up or in pill form. that's why i'm so happy today…tomorrow is wednesday, the day my dealer makes me happy.

and juju, angie's a freak in the bedroom, that's how she keeps that hunk of burning love satisfied. Sigh…i'm glad he's not gay at least…i couldn't handle it if he was and yet wasn't with me…

later girls…

BBB, I love getting paid to kick other people's asses. Where's the downside?

My friend, she loves to train men becuase they think she'll be easier on them. I'm too scared to train with that crazy ho.

James, now you know how us old hags feel about Bale. He's out there and yet not here, with us. We just want some good clean fun and the occasional safe word, if needed.

we don't need no stinking bale.

(licks worn out poster of bale)

Yeah, we don't, suck on it Bale.

Now's my chance. As soon as these bitches leave, I'm in. Ohhhhhhhhhh, did I type that outloud?