Well then, I'll be expecting some kind of hand written apology or at the very least some kind of email. Cunts have feelings too. And I too loved The Candyman. He was pretty cute. I was sure that if I said his named three times he'd be so smitten. he'd skip killing me and we'd go dancing.

I wish that I had kept the voicemails from old lovers (including my now husband) from years ago. I would just compile them all onto four tracks, download them and listen whenever I needed a pick-me-up. Yes, the sounds of cries and anguish "pick-me-up".

Are any of those drunk voicemails? I like those are the best.

Hold the phone…Denise Richards is black?

Oh gawd yes juju, remember in the movie High Fidelity, when he's screaming to the "Charlie" character "Charlie you fucking bitch I hate you! Call me!"—that's like a lot of my old voice mails. Also, one time when I got dumped I texted a guy, like 100 times over the weekend. He was muy pissed.

I read that as "drop n the bomb." Now I can't get this song out of my head:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v.....re=related

I realize this was over 3 years ago, but I get the uncomfortable sense that Sheen has always been a douchebag, is now still a douchebag and will always be a douchebag. Richards can quit releasing audiotapes now.

I love that song bedbugs! But we always sang it as "you dropped the bong on me"….and let me tell you bong water is some really stinky shit.

Kelly, I agree. I'm quite certain they both suck as human beings.

I love that scene, Maria. I too onced drunk called and ex. It was quite humiliating the next day when I realized what I had done. Dry heave crying and screaming, "Why don't you love me anymore", is never good for the self esteem.

And now, great. I have that song in my head. But my brain has a shuffle setting because I'm also hearing, No parking on the dance floor.

As the spokesperson for all caribbean blacks…ahem…LOL… I take no offence to Charlie Sheen's use of the N-word to describe her. As I have come to learn in this country it is ok to use such language to describe a truly despicable person.

Anyway, It IS obvious Denise is a slag for thinking and releasing a 3 year old message. She needs to move on and just as she tells him to shut up, so should she.
umpf.

seriously NIKKI? You think it's ok to say ni**er, as long as the person is truly despicable? What one person is to you may be another's mother/father/sister etc…that's not even the point, the point is I think you are wrong.

LIKE MARRIES LIKE.

Nikki may have a point - is using the word "nigger" to express the most demeaning sentiment about a person possible actually a co-option/confirmation of its power and ugliness? It is a word that is verboten in its original context, which if used out of that context reinforces that fact. Discuss . . .

Seriously, I don't condone the use of the Nig word, and I'm not black so maybe it's never okay, but isn't this just too funny to be unacceptable? That's like calling Jay-Z a honkey or something. I can't even come up with something comparably funny. Calling Mary, Mother of Jesus a dyke.

I just try not to use any kind of words that will end up with me in a knife fight. I just think it's common sense you bitches.

Any man that has sex with blow up dolls, and then has to dispose of their plastic bodies in a dumpster the next day, can't be good in bed.

I'm just saying.

Fuck- he can't even commit to a blowup doll? What was Denise, intelligent and thoughtful woman that she is, thinking?

He sucks

Outstanding comedian.

W/B the situations resonate.

so wy deliberate…

Bat babay….