Shia LaBeouf finally graduated from smoking in restricted areas and getting drunk at Walgreens to actual DUIs, and what better way to celebrate than with a perfectly timed Details cover? The interview, which took place before Shia's latest run-in with the law, details his childhood hobbies, also enjoyed by his father:
We would drink together and smoke together and it's just a bad deal. It's not something that is conducive to being a role model — no iconic actors that I know of have problems like that. And I don't know how to do it like a gentleman. I don't know how to have one drink.
So while I think it's absurd he won't be held responsible by the California legal system, I still hold out hope that he is self-aware enough to get himself the help he obviously needs. Of course, I'm a dreamer.
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Wait, did he say that no iconic actors had drinking problems?? Seriously??? Excuse me, I have to go laugh so hard that I cry.
Now there's an attractive chap.
I'm sorry, James Dean, anyone?
And I know he was famous many moons ago. But who doesn't know who James Dean is?
Iconic actors just scream about the Jews on the side of the road.
I, too, don't know how to have one drink. Is that a problem?
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Here's a pro tip, if you want more than one drink, split your drink in two! Pour half the beer or wine in a glass and add ice, then use the other half later. Sip slowly and it will last longer. Ice is OK with a light beer and lime juice and wine with ice is very nice with orange juice.
I wonder if it was his dad who taught him to shit his pants for attention, too?
no iconic actors or MOST iconic actors? was that a typo?
i want to shrinkwrap his head in decorative plastic and hide it in a drainpipe, but make it just visible enough that the older kids can find it.
Why do some grown people try to blame their parents for their current problems??
Queen - sometimes I guess it's because they are their managers