Note to Shia. If you want to be a hardass. You really need to move out of the mall area and take it on downtown.

Shia LaPoeuf. But not like English, poof, like French "i am poeufing on zees cigarette!"

I thought you meant like, creme pouf. Same difference with this guy. What would Optimus Prime say? Give me that cigarette small fry.

Optimus Prime would say "Shia, you are a pussie!"

I hate to think of Shia as a creme pouf, I feel like it would be hairy. Like if you were eating a creme pouf at a barber shop and dropped it. Voila, Shia LaPouf!

Then he'd have sex with his girlfriend. Optimus is a bad ass. Shia, not so much.

Can Shia and Lindsay date? Please. Then we could sing, Shiloh when I was young, I used to call your name…. everyone! No? Just me?

I think Lisa is right. It's pretty obvious in the coming years he's going to sprout hair on his back and out of his nose and ears. I'd also like to check his palms.

Awww, what's next? Getting caught with a cup of coffee in the public library? Shia's livin' on the edge, I tell you what.

Unlawful cell phone use(we shouldn't be expose to unwanted microwaves)unlawful perfume use(unwanted stink)unlawful driving )(environment and health violations) etc.