Look Out, America!
Lucky day! David Hasselhoff's getting his own television program on E!. (So [sic]!)
The program…will follow the "fictional" life of an "international icon" as he tries to revive his career and date in Hollywood after a long marriage and nasty divorce. Hasselhoff apparently approached [Ryan] Seacrest to produce the program after discussing with friends what a great TV show his life would make.
"Tales" is said to be similar to that of "Curb Your Enthusiasm" in that reality will be blurred with the fictional character.
I was under the impression that David Hasselhoff blurred his reality too much already.
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What ever happened to Momager?
Seacrest producing Hasselhoff will never come near the genius in Curb Your Enthusiasm. I can't believe they even used it as an example. That's like saying my notebook doodles of Mrs. Sarah Leonard/Mrs. Robert Sean Leonard/RSL + S 4 EVER/etc. are much like DaVinci's work, in that they are visionary and far-reaching.
Please for the love of fark, do not let this mess of a man sing. No doubt he will at least sing the opening song. Someone, just stick some skewers in my ears.
I will watch this piece of shit, no doubt in my mind. I watched the Anna Nicole show, so this really can't be worse. I hope.
Oh yeah, it's going to be craptacular, I'm watching it. I'll just press the mute button when he sings.
I will have to watch through my fingers when he sings, but I'm a masochist, I have to experience the whole debacle.
I felt I'd had enough after the 10th time viewing, Hooked On A Feeling.
That one gets me every time. Right in the gag reflex.
Mmmm…I love hamburgers. Delicious.
It gives me seizures,true story.
You guys must not be German.
My mom is…and her whole side of the family is still over there. I asked one of my cousins one time about the David Hasselhoff phenomena and he said that it's only older people that really love him, sort of like a Tom Jones thing.
That makes sense. I don't get Tom Jones either.
I don't either, dude was the original Elvis impersonator.
Sorta like Rita's Grandma in "Flushed Away." I know a lot of old ladies like that. And none of them would happen to be my Grandma…true story.
My grandmother thinks everyone wants to attack her. She carries a whistle her with her at all times. Don't even look at her crosseyed or she blows it. Sadly, true story.
Oh juju, now you've gone and made me feel guilty for joking about my Grammy. I feel like I dissed her. She loves Tom Jones…and she wears those curlers in her hair…there I said it and know I feel better.
My grandma is just crazy, she knows it. That's what you get when you drink so much, wild turkey. I keep telling her to get the good stuff.
It's not un-yeeeeeu-su-AL to be loooved by any Hans….
I love some good, Hans, loving.
Cord,
Thanks for using my post. I can't believe this douche will get his own program, but again same network who tries to make tanning salons interesting.
The Spielster