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Those goddamn boots Britney Spears constantly wears cost $1,300! I'd wear them every day, too. But then I wouldn't be able to do crossword puzzles or enjoy PBS, because I'd be simple.

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Oct 11, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 31 Responses
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    No. 1 Kitchy says:

    I can't see the link, it's firewalled. What brand are they? I'd pay $1,300 for certain boots. Not THOSE boots. But certain boots.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 12:52 pm
    No. 2 evil twin says:

    I didn't know you enjoyed crosswords. Me too. What's a four letter word for "Blogger who sits on a horse much too high?"

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 12:53 pm
    No. 3 janice says:

    Twine? … no, that's 5.
    String? … aw, 6.
    Hmmm…..
    Rope? Nope.
    Ah! Got it! CORD!

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 12:57 pm
    No. 4 maria says:

    +1

    I'm very happy Cord (or whoever) chose the word "simple" it is very polite.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:00 pm
    No. 5 evil twin says:

    Yes, maria, but he means it in the same way he says, "Best."

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:01 pm
    No. 6 lale says:

    Did she get more custody of her kids now that she's all better?

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:05 pm
    No. 7 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Cord's embracing his inner "snob" …This place is so therapeutic.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:32 pm
    No. 8 evil twin says:

    It's fine to be a PBS/crosswords snob, bb&b, but music snobbery is still way unacceptable.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 9 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Thay be neutered y'all! That's why they costeses so dadgum much! Dadgum!

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:35 pm
    No. 10 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Cord hinted at his music snobbery on the Radiohead post. I think he's working his way to being able to fully embrace and OWN it.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:37 pm
    No. 11 admittedlyaddicted says:

    They are Chloe, Kitch.

    I determined a couple weeks ago that fashion designers should not be allowed to produce clothing intended for the masses that they know is risky and could cause cornea damage to onlookers if a certain "body type" wore them. The world would be a much better place…

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:38 pm
    No. 12 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    Dadgum is simple for goddamn…

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:39 pm
    No. 13 Kitchy says:

    Thank you. Chloe isn't one I'd generally pay $1,300 for. Especially if made famous by Britney Spears.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:42 pm
    No. 14 admittedlyaddicted says:

    Agreed 100%.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:49 pm
    No. 15 LisaNo.1 says:

    These and these, totally worth it.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:51 pm
    No. 16 SeriousStyle says:

    It's not so much the boots or even who they are on, as it's the way they worn.

    Which, in turn, depends on who they are on.

    Y'all.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 1:58 pm
    No. 17 Kitchy says:

    Has anyone else noticed the uh… saturated dark spot against her crotch?

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:00 pm
    No. 18 evil twin says:

    No, but yuck. I just noticed the scab on her right knee.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:05 pm
    No. 19 Kitchy says:

    Well you know. Lots of time on her knees. She just leans to one side.

    She's actually at the hearing right now, people just think she's not because they can't see her kneeling under the bench.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:07 pm
    No. 20 stopthemadness says:

    I am about to reveal a horribly embarrassing fact:

    I am THISCLOSE to buying a pair of Jessica Simpson shoes. I saw a pair I like last year, then looked at the label and thought "Can I really buy a pair of J.Simp shoes? No." Then I saw this chick in Canada wearing a pair of red patent leather with like a leopardy cheetah-y heal and I almost crapped my pants. We were cooing over them for an hour before the chick sort of hung her head in shame and admitted they were J.Simp. The collective gasp from my friends was pretty hilarious.

    http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-JESSIC.....otohosting

    they sorta look like this, but closed toe.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:44 pm
    No. 21 Kitchy says:

    I think Jessica Simpson's shoe line is really cute. Just a warning, though - they're uncomfortable as hell.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:45 pm
    No. 22 Cait says:

    I am so stoked about my Halloween costume…I bought cheap boots at a thrift store like that, and will pair them with a tunic/babydoll dress sans pants. Dark brown wig with a scarf, smeared red lipstick, oversized/unflattering sunglasses…I'll be set.

    The jhorts-wearer is going as K-Fed, complete with a UM (Univ. of Miami) hat, Sean John shirt, Ecko medallion, fugly shoes, manpris and a baby sling.

    Don't worry, though, ladies. I'm a southern girl - I always wear panties out in public,

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:50 pm
    No. 23 Kitchy says:

    You should glue pubes onto your panties, though. Just to make it look accurate.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:52 pm
    No. 24 stopthemadness says:

    Oh they are? Even with those Foot Petal thingies?

    It's stupid to not buy shoes because you think the designer (or at least the person whose name is on the shoe). I'm trying to get over it. Same reason I won't buy J.Lo's line. Well that and because her line sucks.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:53 pm
    No. 25 stopthemadness says:

    because you think the designer (or at least the person whose name is on the shoe) is a fuckwit.*

    Is what it was supposed to say.

    I'm drunk at work again.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:54 pm
    No. 26 Kitchy says:

    It's not the soles that are uncomfortable, it's the sides. They cut into your feet.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 2:55 pm
    No. 27 Cait says:

    I love those Foot Petal things. Every single pair of skyscraping Charles Davids I own has a pair glued to 'em.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 3:05 pm
    No. 28 stopthemadness says:

    maybe i'll have to shave down the sides of my feet. i want those cottonpickin' shoes.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 3:32 pm
    No. 29 blah says:

    Although I can't believe she paid that much for those less than average looking boots, at least they aren't that other pair. You know the one's I'm talking about…they are the dark brown ones that look like they are half boot, half brown knee sock.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 6:00 pm
    No. 30 Other Karen says:

    As long as you're not buying the Jessica Simpson handbags, complete with a complimentary Olsen twin inside.

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 6:13 pm
    No. 31 ilnazhad says:

    evil twin- That crossword comment made my laugh my loud, abhorrent laugh. If you don't win a commie for that I will kill Cord softly. (What does killing someone softly mean?)

    Posted: Oct 11, 2007 at 10:12 pm
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