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Those goddamn boots Britney Spears constantly wears cost $1,300! I'd wear them every day, too. But then I wouldn't be able to do crossword puzzles or enjoy PBS, because I'd be simple.
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I can't see the link, it's firewalled. What brand are they? I'd pay $1,300 for certain boots. Not THOSE boots. But certain boots.
I didn't know you enjoyed crosswords. Me too. What's a four letter word for "Blogger who sits on a horse much too high?"
Twine? … no, that's 5.
String? … aw, 6.
Hmmm…..
Rope? Nope.
Ah! Got it! CORD!
+1
I'm very happy Cord (or whoever) chose the word "simple" it is very polite.
Yes, maria, but he means it in the same way he says, "Best."
Did she get more custody of her kids now that she's all better?
Cord's embracing his inner "snob" …This place is so therapeutic.
It's fine to be a PBS/crosswords snob, bb&b, but music snobbery is still way unacceptable.
Thay be neutered y'all! That's why they costeses so dadgum much! Dadgum!
Cord hinted at his music snobbery on the Radiohead post. I think he's working his way to being able to fully embrace and OWN it.
They are Chloe, Kitch.
I determined a couple weeks ago that fashion designers should not be allowed to produce clothing intended for the masses that they know is risky and could cause cornea damage to onlookers if a certain "body type" wore them. The world would be a much better place…
Dadgum is simple for goddamn…
Thank you. Chloe isn't one I'd generally pay $1,300 for. Especially if made famous by Britney Spears.
Agreed 100%.
These and these, totally worth it.
It's not so much the boots or even who they are on, as it's the way they worn.
Which, in turn, depends on who they are on.
Y'all.
Has anyone else noticed the uh… saturated dark spot against her crotch?
No, but yuck. I just noticed the scab on her right knee.
Well you know. Lots of time on her knees. She just leans to one side.
She's actually at the hearing right now, people just think she's not because they can't see her kneeling under the bench.
I am about to reveal a horribly embarrassing fact:
I am THISCLOSE to buying a pair of Jessica Simpson shoes. I saw a pair I like last year, then looked at the label and thought "Can I really buy a pair of J.Simp shoes? No." Then I saw this chick in Canada wearing a pair of red patent leather with like a leopardy cheetah-y heal and I almost crapped my pants. We were cooing over them for an hour before the chick sort of hung her head in shame and admitted they were J.Simp. The collective gasp from my friends was pretty hilarious.
http://cgi.ebay.com/NEW-JESSIC.....otohosting
they sorta look like this, but closed toe.
I think Jessica Simpson's shoe line is really cute. Just a warning, though - they're uncomfortable as hell.
I am so stoked about my Halloween costume…I bought cheap boots at a thrift store like that, and will pair them with a tunic/babydoll dress sans pants. Dark brown wig with a scarf, smeared red lipstick, oversized/unflattering sunglasses…I'll be set.
The jhorts-wearer is going as K-Fed, complete with a UM (Univ. of Miami) hat, Sean John shirt, Ecko medallion, fugly shoes, manpris and a baby sling.
Don't worry, though, ladies. I'm a southern girl - I always wear panties out in public,
You should glue pubes onto your panties, though. Just to make it look accurate.
Oh they are? Even with those Foot Petal thingies?
It's stupid to not buy shoes because you think the designer (or at least the person whose name is on the shoe). I'm trying to get over it. Same reason I won't buy J.Lo's line. Well that and because her line sucks.
because you think the designer (or at least the person whose name is on the shoe) is a fuckwit.*
Is what it was supposed to say.
I'm drunk at work again.
It's not the soles that are uncomfortable, it's the sides. They cut into your feet.
I love those Foot Petal things. Every single pair of skyscraping Charles Davids I own has a pair glued to 'em.
maybe i'll have to shave down the sides of my feet. i want those cottonpickin' shoes.
Although I can't believe she paid that much for those less than average looking boots, at least they aren't that other pair. You know the one's I'm talking about…they are the dark brown ones that look like they are half boot, half brown knee sock.
As long as you're not buying the Jessica Simpson handbags, complete with a complimentary Olsen twin inside.
evil twin- That crossword comment made my laugh my loud, abhorrent laugh. If you don't win a commie for that I will kill Cord softly. (What does killing someone softly mean?)