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Beautiful shotgun bride Ashlee Simpson may be a pop star, but she ain’t no JLo. While it’s being said that Jennifer Lopez commanded $6 million from People magazine in exchange for exclusive rights to the first pictures of her new twins, Simpson is finding it impossible to fetch even $100,000 for photo access to the baby brewing in her belly: “One magazine editor said the pictures would fetch ‘$60,000 maybe - but definitely not a million.’”
But wait, what baby? Simpson and Wentz said they’re not having a baby. Are they lying? Are the magazine editors lying? Is everyone lying? Wow, fuck these people.
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I can see these two going wild for eyeliners at the Mac store…Pete stop it
What can you expect from an editor who jumps from 60K to 1 Mil? Clearly reality isn’t his/her racket. Reality and numbers.
The Chimpson family is a bunch of shameless media whore’s.
I feel so sorry for the fetus already. They might want to actually confirm she is pregnant before they try to sell the pictures, or something like that. She knows plastic surgery isn’t genetic right?
I actually kind of like these 2 as a couple. That said, it disturbs me that they seem to be having a child as a way of trying to sell more albums. This girl hasn’t had a hit in years, and Fall Out Boy’s 15 minutes of fame are long over. No one is buying her record, why does anyone care if she is knocked up? Maybe Hollywood has just made me too cynical.
“wow, fuck these people.”
A to the fucking MEN.
wow these two need to stop trying so hard! im sick of hearing about these two, wheres the good stuff of celebs who try to stay out of the way of paparazzi like kimora lee simmons or something?
I thought they made a video saying that they were having a baby because it was something they could contribute to society that they would actually care about and couldn’t be downloaded.
Selling baby pics is like welfare for celebs, no?