That's Quite A Catch You Got There, Tony

Tony Romo celebrated another year of life Saturday night in Dallas, and girlfriend Jessica Simpson was there to cause a scene, because nobody else is allowed to take the spotlight away from her.

To kick off the evening’s festivities, Jess took to the microphone and sang “Happy Birthday,” much to the disappointment of everyone else in attendance. But then when it was time to unveil the cake, things took a turn for the worse.

‘She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle,’ says one club insider. ‘But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.’

If you have yet to eat lunch, feel free to view the rest of the photos here.


Apr 22, 2008 · posted by Whitney · Link · 12 Responses
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Comments (12)

No. 1 SnackySmores says:

sweet shit in a bucket! WTF? That’s not even cool.

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 12:04 pm
No. 2 Mr. T says:

Media whores kissing each other. Must be luv. Puke, gag, puke.

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 12:21 pm
No. 3 rantmagazine:boohoo says:

Heh-they do suit each other pretty well Mr T. He’s such a doufusmoufusmeathead!

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 1:06 pm
No. 4 lale says:

That is one classy bitch. Sounds like someone’s jealous that her sister has some extra attention lately…

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 1:19 pm
No. 5 silent noodles says:

This picture seriously nauseates me.

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 1:27 pm
No. 6 chelsea says:

lib smacking delicious

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 2:32 pm
No. 7 chelsea says:


Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 2:37 pm
No. 8 Kitchy says:

This is what comes to mind when I read this story:

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 4:19 pm
No. 9 lale says:

That is why you will always be our Kitchy. Classic.

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 4:21 pm
No. 10 YerMom says:

I really feel for Jessica, have you guys ever caught her THS? She was so pure and lovable back in the day. It is sad to see what a pathetic, desperate creature that she has become. I hope Tony marries her, I don’t think she can take more rejection.

Posted: Apr 22, 2008 at 8:12 pm
No. 11 Be Adequite says:

Well this completely explains the kidney infection, the bladder infection, the eye infection, the anus infection, and whatever else infection, that had JSimp laid up in the hospital last month. Blue icing kills bitches!!!

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 1:06 am
No. 12 lale says:

That’s what she gets for going on and on about being a virgin when she got hitched. Uppity bitch had it coming to her.

Posted: Apr 23, 2008 at 3:09 am
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