That's Quite A Catch You Got There, Tony

Tony Romo celebrated another year of life Saturday night in Dallas, and girlfriend Jessica Simpson was there to cause a scene, because nobody else is allowed to take the spotlight away from her.
To kick off the evening's festivities, Jess took to the microphone and sang "Happy Birthday," much to the disappointment of everyone else in attendance. But then when it was time to unveil the cake, things took a turn for the worse.
'She licked cake from his face as everyone cheered them on. It was quite a spectacle,' says one club insider. 'But they looked really happy together. Jessica had blue icing all over her hands and mouth and Tony was laughing.'
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sweet shit in a bucket! WTF? That's not even cool.
Media whores kissing each other. Must be luv. Puke, gag, puke.
Heh-they do suit each other pretty well Mr T. He's such a doufusmoufusmeathead!
That is one classy bitch. Sounds like someone's jealous that her sister has some extra attention lately…
This picture seriously nauseates me.
lib smacking delicious
lib=lip
This is what comes to mind when I read this story:
http://scottwax.com/rice/rated.....whore3.jpg
That is why you will always be our Kitchy. Classic.
I really feel for Jessica, have you guys ever caught her THS? She was so pure and lovable back in the day. It is sad to see what a pathetic, desperate creature that she has become. I hope Tony marries her, I don't think she can take more rejection.
Well this completely explains the kidney infection, the bladder infection, the eye infection, the anus infection, and whatever else infection, that had JSimp laid up in the hospital last month. Blue icing kills bitches!!!
That's what she gets for going on and on about being a virgin when she got hitched. Uppity bitch had it coming to her.