Ok, you hags, I think I need some emergency deprogramming. I actually think they both look cute here. Someone get the sodium pentathol and eye-opener thingies. Quick!

I'm gunning for a proposal. The sooner they get married, the sooner they'll break up. Maybe that'll wipe the smug smirk off her face.

Her boobs look my 88 year old grandmas boobs. Headed south….

i was thinking the same thing, cooter. I'd also like to add she looks shit faced there… And greasy.

Lisa, I'm offering you a virtual slap on the face to clear your head.

I was just about to say her tits looked sad in that dress but cooter beat me to it. She looks shitty kinda like she has been drinking all day. Maybe it is exaustion kicking in. Sorry about the spelling I don't feel like using my spell check.

It's a nice day for a douche wedding.

if these two manage to procreate, will their progeny come out with eyeliner already applied?

I think it's safe to assume that said progeny would be born a douche, insofar as "douche-ness" may be hereditary. At a minimum it would be doomed to a life surrounded by douches.

But why can't anyone ever tell Pete Wentz that skinny jeans make your ass look fat?

True story jules.

Pete Wentz is such a tampon. This guy is 30 years old and is still dressing like a 14 year old who is mad at his parents.

touche!

I feel bad for him. He's probably really sad papa joe doesn't think he's sexy. He totally hit the hagen daz. You can tell by his thighs. Ice cream is never the answer, Pete. And neither is marrying a Simpson girl.

she looks so wasted…hahaha
he actually looks adorable here to me, and I usually think he's icky.

Feel bad for those jeans he is wearing juju, they are the ones who's cries go unheard.

Oh blah, I love that. I laughed so hard.

I also feel for his housekeeper.
Her cries go unheard too. I can picture her right now. Washing those jeans.

what goes up must come down.

There are a lot of things that could be going down here, Billy. Pete's eyeliner, Ashley's boobies, their dignity. Which one are you talking about?

Heidi, I don't mean to be obtuse, but I don't get it. Are you saying they are not engaged because he is bisexual? I just don't get your point - care to expand on the above?

I think what heidi is saying is "I am heidi - A Sex Addict. American, very nice. Please ignore everything I wrote above. It was just a tool to get your attention, and hopefully have you visit blackwhitekiss.com. If you go, I get paid. - it is a free web space to meet black and white."

Damn! That is what I get for giving ppl the benefit of the doubt and assuming they want to actually communicate. It won't happen again. Thanks Janice!

It's Thursday. It's Thursday. And school is back in session. Cord… post a pick of Pete and Perez together and throw in a pic of Dead Castro for good measure. Pleeeease?

Is it time for study hall? I mean, very important internship time.

Nada, juju. Maybe they got an extra week off for Christmas break at her high school… I mean office.

I'm bummed.

Maybe it is just because the posts haven't been commented on enough. You know the young like to "make an entrance."

Is anyone else having trouble seeing the "recent comments"?

Yeah. I think Cord took it away cause heidi-ho was being bad.

The name, Heidi, is completely ruined for me. I can't help but see big head Beavis in my mind. Not to mention Heidi and her Smurf dance.