Presidential candidate Paris Hilton, who has tried, and failed, to attach herself to nightclubs before, is said to be eying her own venue in Las Vegas.
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Will the room come with vinyl sheets for easy clean up? You can just hose the room down with purell before the next guest.
She should call her club Suppression. Then she can get corporate sponsorship from Valtrex. Hell she uses enough of it she might be a share holder.
Or how about Wonky McHasbeens? Club Narcissism? Paris Hilton's WetSpot? Or she can keep it nice and simple and call it Whore.
JUST FUCKIN DIE ALREADY, PARIS, YOU WHORE!!!!!
I think it would be fun if she called it the White House.
There could be a VIP room called the Oval Office.
The servers could be referred to as interns.
qc, that is a brilliant idea.
How about the Big HerpEasy. You know, viral, slutty with a hint of Mardi Gras debauchery.
Paris Hilton's WetSpot has my vote for the cocktail bar. Slogan: You won't want to sleep here!
—-but you will anyway
everyone else has
I heard that they were going to offer penicillin breath mints.