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HGH [human growth hormone] is nothing. Anyone who calls it a steroid is grossly misinformed…Testosterone to me is so important for a sense of well-being when you get older. Everyone over 40 years old would be wise to investigate it because it increases the quality of your life.
- Sylvester Stallone, who, as this picture of him in Rome clearly shows, has become a disfigured monster with erect penises for arms.
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So what you are saying, Cord, is that you are really veiny. Mental note made.
Those would be some scary-ass penises.
ewwwwwww. that pic is nasty.
if i saw a penis with that many veins i'd run for the hills. please tell me your penis doesn't look like that cord.
Now my vision of Cords penis is ruined. RUINED I SAY!
Not only would it be veiny, y'all, but also orange.
hey …i never thought of wearing a bracelet…a ring…and a rolex on my penis…well…at least not all at the same time. Sly has inspired me to go out and treat my dick to some more jewellery.
Don't forget to get your scrotum pierced so you can wear some nice earrings.
I found the perfect place to buy a timepiece for my penis at http://www.cockclocks.com.
The penis idea may be scary, but it would explain why he said the only thing he ever injected Janice Dickinson with was his fist.
thanks lily, my lunch just came up but i need to lose 5 pounds anyways
I bought my Roger a Rolex…. I can't wait to whip it out when someone asks me for the time.
Billy; It's half past my left nut.
deimos: Why, did you have a knuckle sandwich?
Hey-OHhhhhhhhhhhhhh!
In this photo, Sly is all, "Ay, eay. You see this? These many fingers is ow many times I'm gonna fist you. One time - to make you cry. The other time - until you like it. Ay, maybe next time you'll remember I said 'no ice.'"
Ay = ey, but less Fonz more Rocky.
Yeah, the ay's really threw me. I didn't know weather to imagine Janice or Potsy?
jujubees: I'm sure you could have both for a very reasonable price.
That's a bargain I'm going to pass on.
no, i just got a mental image from you post that no person should get.
My new cockclock tells me it will soon be time for Fist Friday….again… don't you just love religious festivals..
Billy I think you mean "fistivals."
man cord knows how to turn a boy on!
yup, i used to be a power lifted for 20 years and i dont have that shit!!! This comes from using human growth hormones to stay young AND its the same condition Madonna has today, as well, from abusing this crap!
Hmm…I wonder if Madonna's injecting herself with this stuff.
Guy probably loves shooting her in the ass every morning. It's probably the only time he gets to be the man.