And No 'Umbrella'
Along with turning down an opportunity to record a song with hitmakers Justin Timberlake and Timbaland, news today reports that Britney Spears (seen above giving Beverly Hills police something to think about while masturbating) also passed on the multi-platinum single "Umbrella" when it was originally shopped around, thereby giving pop sensation Rihanna the glory.
In retrospect, perhaps choosing to manage her own career was a poor choice.
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I just saw a photo of her with a shirt on as a dress. Oh and with those boots. Those things should be set on fire.
It wasn't just a long shirt that could pass as a dress, it was a full on shirt. From behind you could see her whole ass. It was not good, I'd just eaten.
There are no funny jokes left at this point. I just, I just, I, ugh. Can't we send her to some other country?
It's almost like she is trying to piss everyone off. Those boots, the shirt/dress, the bad weave…it's like she's cutting her nose to spite her face.
Britney: "You think I'm white trash, I'll give you white trash damnit!"
Me: You win, you are the trash queen. Now I will point at you and laugh, ha ha.
Britney: "Ya'lls just crazy. I know what I'm doing. I'm grown. Yall's just jelous cause you can't control me no more!"
Me: NOBODY WANTS TO SEE YOUR LADYHOLE ANYMORE. It's old and covered in cheetos powder. By the way,FYI, that's not even real cheese. Give you babies real cheese.
hahaha ladyhole… i learn so much from you people
It's just hard to work this knowledge into an everyday kind of conversation.
You know, cheese is great and all, which is why I could never be a vegan, but all this talk of cheese and ladyholes has turned me off for the time being.
Besides, vegans have weird skin texture.
Oh, blah, Cord may Best you. He's a vegetarian, you know, and fragile.
Don't forget the whole smelly bean farts. Watch out for the meat beans.