Sex Sells

Hi there. You see, up there? Those are two new ads for a certain good or service that consumers will soon be staring at. You might be wondering what the ads are for. This is a difficult thing to surmise because, thanks to our cropping, you cannot see the name of the brand or company these ads hope to promote. Also: It's hard to tell because the only thing you really see here is a pair of busty women nearly popping out of their shirts. So, take a guess what the ads are for. Hint: It is not for breast enlargement surgery. Hint 2: It's is not for Levi's, 'cause you know how those guys love to advertise their product by barely showing it.

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Oct 6, 2008 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 11 Responses
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Comments (11)

No. 1 deimos says:

so am i to believe that using this shampoo will give me fantasic fake tits?

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 8:52 am
No. 2 swedish fish says:

…and busted faces!

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 9:06 am
No. 3 sar says:

their hair looks dirty.

i think they're saying, if you're willing to wear a pink shirt, they will photoshop your boobs beyond all recognition, and if you wear a blue shirt they'll just photoshop blend your cheeks, nose and forehead into one smooth surface.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 9:33 am
No. 4 Farah says:

I've used pantene for years and my boobs aren't that big—REFUND!!!
oh and that ad is ridic

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 9:41 am
No. 5 sar says:

Truth in advertising though: When I use Pantene, my hair also looks dirty and weighted down.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 9:42 am
No. 6 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

I'll use a higher quality shampoo and keep my own rack. At least mine is the same colour as the rest of my body.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 9:50 am
No. 7 Angela says:

These are latin ads though. They are into all that 'women should look like prostitutes' stuff. I know, I watched Telemundo.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 11:24 am
No. 8 Saritten says:

Seriously bedbugs– and why did they leave weird white spots on the boobies near the edge of the shirt? There must have been areolage.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 11:25 am
No. 9 sar says:

omg. does the girl in pink have a crooked nipular situation?? someone call cnn.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 12:08 pm
No. 10 beebs says:

My guess is the first pic is an ad for a cell phone and the second is for makeup.

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 12:10 pm
No. 11 Roberta says:

Bras?

Posted: Oct 6, 2008 at 12:45 pm
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