Heyo! Did you know over in Israel they created a beautifier machine that can take any picture of you and analyze your facial structure and then improve upon it as dictated by social norms of physical attributes?
And did you know that James Franco's face, when run through this program, does not reveal any differences whatsoever, meaning that the Pineapple Express actor is basically the reincarnation of Jesus Christ. It's true! Pretty sure that it's in the Bible somewhere that Jesus had a perfect jawline and eyes that were symmetrically far apart.
To be fair, the program's purpose was only to subtly change the composite of facial features, to show society that it doesn't always take extreme plastic surgery to improve your looks.
But guess which actor was actually made less attractive after being run through the beautification process?
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I'm really upset there's not a way to do this online. I want to see what my face would look like after! And no, I don't know why I'd want to put myself through that humiliation, so stop asking.
Chels, me too!! Oh how shallow we are…
(I do too.)
me too… ! meeeeee too!
The machine failed to take into account whether the person was a gnome or not. James Franco's entire visage should have been inflated by about 20%.
I wish this could be done online also. :-/ I wanna see what Harrison Ford would look like without the crooked nose. and Tom Cruise with 2 front teeth instead of one.
F that! I wanna see how imperfect society pegs me as!
Exactly! Or else, I want to be TOO beautiful, Michael Cera-style.
Yeah, I want to do it too!! There needs to be an online version!
I already lived the pain of seeing what I'd look like at a dude. I don't want to see myself perfected only to have to walk around with this old face.
This all means nothing if you can't put a picture of your vagina in the machine.
Call me twatty, but I love Michael Cera just the way he is. That underaged vulnerable Canadian gaze . . . makes my flaps all schveaty.
oh my freakin' fuck…"call me twatty"???
I just guffawed, and I NEVER guffaw.