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Well, after this pic, the Reno 911 movie just got promoted from a "probably should" to a "def will." How about the whole cast showing up in character to the premiere? Can that please be the new rule for movie premieres? It would have made Braveheart amazing. Probably wouldn't have been so fun and kitschy at Amistad. So, maybe there should be some discretion.

Anyway, hats off to the Niecy Nash for having the guts to sport that damn unitard thong with no reservations. While everyone's going, "Ewwwww, gross!" to Norbit posters, she's wearing that! That's self-confidence, and that's great.

Oh yeah, Pee-wee Herman was there. What?

Update: The buns are fake. Awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww!

Feb 16, 2007 · posted by Cord Jefferson, MollyGood · Link · 27 Responses
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    No. 1 Miranda says:

    That's freakin awesome!! What a greadt idea… to come to the premiere in character. I like it!

    That woman has some major courage to be wearing that outfit in public. Kudos to her! :0)

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:22 am
    No. 2 lucy says:

    it's not Norbit gross because this lady, although big, seems firm. Her ass and thighs aren't even dimply! I can't gain 5 lbs without being mush. I'd trade bodies with her for a week sometime.

    I want to smack her ass.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:29 am
    No. 3 B says:

    Niecy Nash is my new hero.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:37 am
    No. 4 Alix says:

    Work that body, girl!!!

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:39 am
    No. 5 bedbugsandballyhoo says:

    That's not a thong…
    She looks in better shape than a lot of skinny girls. Think Mischa Barton…

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 9:51 am
    No. 6 Adda says:

    It's a "booty prosthetic", per the production notes. She wears padding on the show too.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 10:32 am
    No. 7 Arlie says:

    That's gotta be hard to walk around with all day. It looks heavy.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:09 am
    No. 8 Bea Gass says:

    love Reno 911……and all Niecy is real. not sure what production notes you have read. but that ass is 100% hers.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:16 am
    No. 9 Aly says:

    How fucking awesome. It's refreshing to see someone so damn comfortable with herself. Love it.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:20 am
    No. 10 Emily says:

    that ass is NOT hers…check out other pictures of here…no ass in ANY of them

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:26 am
    No. 11 MissV says:

    Quoted from the "Wild About Movies" website: (http://www.wildaboutmovies.com/movies/Reno911MiamiMoviePosterTrailerThomasLennonBenGarantKerriKenney.php)

    [i]The film’s most impressive effect – surpassing even a 30-foot-long beached whale made of wood and neoprene – is Raineesha Williams’ enormous posterior, a specially created prosthetic that impressed all those who experienced its glory. “It was the most expensive prop, by far,” says Garant. “When Niecy modeled it for us, a group of people who were just standing around started poking it and turning it in the light. They had no idea it was a fake butt. And when we told one of our real-life police escorts the booty was fake, it was like telling a child there was no Santa Claus. It just crushed him. We all felt very proud of that butt.”

    Adds Thomas Lennon: “If even a snapshot of that booty were to make it into a prison, there would be a situation that would…well, let’s just say you’d have to go way beyond lockdown.”[/i]

    In real life, Niecy Nash has lovely curves, but her tushie isn't quite that padded. Sorry y'all.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:32 am
    No. 12 MissV says:

    So much for my attempt at HTML. Sorry about that, kiddies.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:34 am
    No. 13 Emily says:

    Thank you MissV

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:40 am
    No. 14 Bobo says:

    Haha, I love Reno 911, can't wait for the movie. But that ass is fake.

    And Pee Wee's gonna be in the movie too. And Nick Swardson. And Paul Rudd. What's not to like?

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 12:00 pm
    No. 15 Arlie says:

    I love her sideburns. They work for her. I used to rock cute sideburns, until an ex boyfriend and my mother confronted me about it one day. They told me it was far from attractive for a girl to have them. I wish Niecy was around back then to prove them wrong.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 12:15 pm
    No. 16 cactushead says:

    That show is so wrong it's right. Is that possible? Can't wait for the movie.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 12:33 pm
    No. 17 Cumba says:

    Her behind is probably real. My mother has a behind way bigger and rounder than that, and oh god, I just got a disturbing mental image.
    Thanks a lot Cord.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 2:46 pm
    No. 18 chunkstyle says:

    Cord, you had me at 911…One of my favorite shows and she's just gorgeous in and out of costume. I agree that THIS is exactly how premieres should go down and not like the bloated fashion parades they are now. COSTUMES NOW, COSTUMES FOREVER!!! BE ACTORS!!!

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 5:59 pm
    No. 19 Becca says:

    Reno 911 = Love.

    I'm gonna have to go to Rehab after this movie.

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 10:47 pm
    No. 20 lyonthelion says:

    The first time I saw the show I was replused, BUT, now I absolutely love it. it is pure genius to be able to act in that show with a straight face. And Ms. Nash, you set an awesome example for women (and men) everywhere, even it is not real!! only 7 more days to go……

    Posted: Feb 16, 2007 at 11:23 pm
    No. 21 angela says:

    cool fake ass, "and the installation was free-hee!"

    /anyone?

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 12:39 am
    No. 22 Bea Gass says:

    DAMN, that ass sho' looked real to me……….mea culpa

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 6:49 am
    No. 23 ATTN: Cord Jefferson. says:

    A blogger by the name of Candy Kirby has been coming to this site and redistributing pictures and stories presented on mollygood first. And she is advertising, which makes it illegal. Just thought you woul like to know. If Perez cannot get away with it, why should she?
    I never steal your stories
    Toodles :)

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 7:32 pm
    No. 24 Oh, yeah, silly me. says:

    Here is Mrs. Kirby's
    You will find this exact picture and story found in this thread.

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 7:33 pm
    No. 25 Adda says:

    Here are the full production notes, with all the booty stuff (sorry for the pdf link). http://www.reno-911.com/images.....dNotes.pdf

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 9:01 pm
    No. 26 Oh, yeah. says:

    Mrs. Kirby, has not consented with the rules of Jossip's publishing term and conditions. She has not provided a link back to this site as the terms and conditions states is necessary for given references on foreign sites.
    See Cord? When I finally do apply for that position( you know what I am talking about ) you can expect me to be this loyal and I will even take time to make sure there is no copyright infringements on other sites. I know the rules of Jossip and mollygood better than anyone.

    Posted: Feb 17, 2007 at 11:26 pm
    No. 27 Anonymous says:

    Leona retransmitting?auxiliaries.dispersions cozy campaigning

    Posted: Mar 17, 2007 at 8:16 am
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