In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Dana:
Big boobs, one pole
and a crazy horse?
Its like our
honeymoon, Tommy!
Very well done, Dana.
New one under here.
Today, write a haiku about the cutest photograph in the whole world. Whether you've got no heart and find the saccharine image nauseating, or if the picture warms you up in this cold winter, become inspired. Angry poems are always considered, but sentimental ones in honor of Valentine's Day could be a nice change of pace. Good luck.
Editor
I wonder what would happen if the Spears boys ever saw this picture
They wouldn't know what a real family looks like, so probably nothing
Lions and tigers
oh my! a cute family
Heidi adopt me please
is that ok? I tried to be as nice as possible…I got cramps as a result. Can you live with that Whitney!? (I kid…I kid)
duck…
duck……
seal…….
From what Heidi said
about his package he should
have gone as a mule.
ps.. congrats dana
Roses are red
Violets are blue
We'll be pussies for you
if there is a god up above we'll have another litter
Is the haiku contest open to everyone?
If so, here's one following the traditional 5-7-5 method:
Move over Britney
Forget the Paris Birthday
Lohan breast trumps all
Proving again there
really is nothing cuter
than a baby seal
malcom… the haiku contest is open to anyone. The topic of the haiku needs to match whatever picture the MG staff posts. The one we're doing now is about Heidi Klume and Seal (and family) in their kitty cat makeup.
Best~
Sugar
Pride in being a
Family, not just for cats-
For pinnapeds too.
Heidi said makeup would
get us front row seats.
We're on the bloody curb!
They look so happy,
But so would the rest of us,
with cash and nanny.
Thanks guys! It was very exciting to see I'd won.
I like kluns spike on top of her head
A true viking
Yeah dana, it was killer. Dare I say, sheer poetry?
Oh we're so wonderfully
wonderfully, wonderfully
wonderfully pretty
for those who don't know it and think it's over 17 syllables, it's pronounced "wonderflee"
Dana, congrats. That was great.
Lisa(#1): Your pun snuck up on me and made me groan out loud. I hope you're proud. :)
Chelsea: Haha, good catch. The best part is it has a penis on top of it.
Klum simulating
Spears' "wildlife" as a decoy…
Accents just aid vamps.
I just found out that "vamp" can be defined as a woman who uses sexual attractiveness to exploit men. Did you know that? Should I have known that? Whatever, sweet word.