In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Lisa(#1):
Pride in being a
Family, not just for cats-
For pinnapeds too.
Yes, pinniped's spelled wrong, but you can't talk shit if you googled it. Well done!
New one after this.
That crazy, crazy, crazy President Bush is at it again in Africa. Cross your fingers and hope he he didn't call anyone "brother," then compose a haiku about this photo that simultaneously rivals the brilliance of the thing. Good luck.
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Congrats Lisa!
and, Cord… Love the Animal House reference.
Kanye, you were wrong-
See, I don't hate black people.
Dude, where's my wallet?
your college brochure
with the photoshopped black guy?
even more racist.
Nice work Lisa! :-)
KEEP UP THE SMILE
WE KNOW YOUR A RISK
DON'T GET ON THE LIST
Africans on hand
Worth less than oil to the Bush.
Damn penis envy!
I love Africa country!
They dance
Play drums…
What AIDs and genocide?
Oh how ironic!
Bush with African Bushmen
pretending he cares.
Lisa!! I didn't get it before you won, but it just hit me now. Hee hee hee.
T-shirts for sale. Bush
With the costumed characters.
Disney is horrid.
WE'RE BROKE
YOU'RE BROKE
WE'RE BROKE TOGETHER
THIRD WORLD ONE AND ALL
Are cannibals still
around? One can only hope.
Bon apetit, boys!
Dubya wants to know
"Which one of y'all is Timon
and which one's Pumbaa?"
ENOUGH FOOLISHNESS
WHERE'S THE BLOOD DIAMONDS
I'll lean on you, bro
It makes me look good, fo' real.
Now off to play war.
Kayne West was wrong
See, I do like black people
(half-way round the world)
LOL @ Tupelo! that was great!
Thanks, Eyes of Green. He makes it so easy.
I'll withdraw my entry. I didn't see #2 before I posted mine.
At least you were on topic this time, malcom! :)
I, too, am a Bushman.
Get it? Bush…Bushman…
Let's get another drink.