In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is malcolm:
Poor little Danni
No one wants to remember
Barbara Hutton
Nice! And thanks for the Wikipedia link—we're young.
New SH after this jump.
Dawn Wells, perhaps best known for her role as Mary Ann on Gilligan's Island, was recently arrested in Idaho after police pulled her car over and found four half-smoked joints in various places throughout the vehicle. Today, compose a haiku dedicated to Mary Ann's latest turbulent voyage.
Sorry, but the Canadian Broadcasting Corporation already beat you to this one: "Perhaps they should have called her Mary Jane." Good luck.
Editor
Maryann smokin weed
The professor and Thurston howl
Stay off my grass
Smoking wacky weed
Behind the coconut tree
Three hour tour my ass!
Just sit right back and
take a hit, and you'll love that
fateful trip, Maryann.
Mary Ann baked
pies on TV.
Dawn is Wells baked.
Not a haiku just a comment….wow she looks like hell, did she forget to put her teeth in?
i'd also like to comment that the centimeters are fucked up… 100 cm is roughly three feet tall
they left a one off i guess… im 6'3 or 190 cm
At last the answer
Which: Ginger or Mary Ann
None of the above
@ magnet… good use of Howl. Extra points for double-meaning.
(I hear wearing nun's clothes is a bad habit)
Hopefully, she can
trade her 'coconut cream pie'
for some 'cigarettes'
Funneee, magnet!
dumbass: Yeah, there seems to be an implicit 100 cm.
Dawn got pulled over.
"Do you know, I'm Mary Ann?"
Cop preferred Ginger.
Wholesome, girl next door
Gingham tops, that's what she wore
Keep your herb at home
Stoney for the win! I am not even gonna try after that one, it's perfection.
Now sit right back and
you'll hear a tale. A tale
of a fateful hit.
meh…. needs work
Mary Ann Summers
knows what time it is. It is
always 4:20.
meh… needs more work.
whoops… apologies stoney. didn't see yours. didn't mean to bogart your line.
4 half smoked joints?
You mean the professor didn't
make palm frond roach clips?
and finally.
Mary Ann says, "It's
not mine! I was set up by
those damn Mosquitos."
(Note: Season 2, episode 12.)
But officer, those
were really Ginger's weed pants!
Hey, worked for Lohan.
And just one more because I can't resist
It was more like a
Grateful Dead Tour. She went from
gingham to tie dye
*cocks gun, searches for sugar*