In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Stoney:
Bet your ass her house
is shabby chic and one kid
is named Madison
That was very funny, Stoney. Well done.
New one after the jump.
No greater haiku fodder today than Zombie Strippers. With 17 syllables, decry it or herald it, or maybe explain your envy of the cast. Good luck.
Editor
How is this acting?
Her body is already
A soulless vessel.
Where's client
number nine?
I demand
a recast!
Jean Paul Sartr-ee is
Rolling over in his grave
Thanks a lot, Jenna.
that was kind of a douchey one but i had to acknowledge Sartreeeee Nebraska.
Because I'm a total spaz, I checked on IMDB and her kids names are Lola, Luca, and Fiona. I was HOPING that one of those kids' names was Madison!
wow what a piece of
"I wish I was a cult film"
shit this movie seems
Gotta make this one a tanka..
Men who go to strip
clubs (then abandon their wife/
3 kids for a whore
on a pole) should be killed by
zombies. Fuck you, Dad.
Phew!! Felt good to get that off my chest!
"the virus stays more
pure from woman to woman"
zombies? HIV?
I kept waiting for
"Starring Paris Hilton." I
am disappointed.
ps… nice haiku stoney.
And a totally unrelated haiku just because it amused me when I read it…
Haikus are easy
But sometimes they don't make sense
Refridgerator
Oh my god!!! Woo-hooo!! I love you all!! I love everyone!!! *falls off chair*
Big-boobed babes, lethal
attitudes; casting now closed
for Rock of Love 3.
This one will only make sense if you are familiar with the scene where a zombie goes "I'll swallow your soul, I'll swallow your soul, I'll…"
And then Ash goes "swallow this!" (BLAM)
Sweetness!
Still mindless, moaning
virus-spreaders, but now they
can swallow (your soul)
Zombies and strippers:
Reanimated bodies
deprived of free will
Zombies have an all-
consuming hunger for fresh
flesh. Their clients? Just flesh.
Sexy back… your reasoning is bisexual… A whore is actually another name for a fish and fish are quite straight. So could you not refer to the fish as a whore. I am totally appalled. You gay guy. yez.