In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is syndicator:
How is this acting?
Her body is already
A soulless vessel.
So, so true, syndicator. Well done.
Most people assume Bruce Jenner looks so plasticine because of botched cosmetic surgery. But a wild, unsubstantiated rumor has it that the Olympic gold medalist and Kim Kardashian step-daddy actually aborted a gender reassignment surgery.
You know, now that Queerty mentions it, this seems very, very plausible. Today, haiku the Ms Jenner that almost was. Good luck.
Editor
explains wachowski.
maybe he's just jealous of
kim's (big, gross, fake) ass
An Olympic champ
took estrogens?? Doping ain't
always cheating, bro!
PS
Syndicator, you're a pussy. And I mean that in the way where being called a scrotum means you are weak and being called a pussy means life, warmth, and the ability to take a pounding.
YES! hopefully my comment from before will inspire people to start listening to the Savage Lovecast. you guys would love itttt.
please don't think i'm being a spammy scrotum by namedropping dan savage either! it relates!
this movie looks incredible!
Wow. Ilnazhad, please make sure that is my epitaph.
And I am honored, Mollygood. Honored
People like syndicator shouldn't die.
What happened to lowest common denominator???
It's not a mistake. The sites have been undergoing some changes (less Someone Haiku, celebrity encounters, etc.) and I guess one of the changes is instead of Lowest Common Denominators, the editors spend more time writing original posts. Makes sense.
chelsea, oh chelsea? where oh where has our little chelsea gone? oh, where oh where can she be?! the hags miss you.
Commie nominee!!:
ilnazhad for "Syndicator, you’re a pussy. And I mean that in the way where being called a scrotum means you are weak and being called a pussy means life, warmth, and the ability to take a pounding."
You mean that cowards is a Commie nominee. I'm just following the trend she set on the Colin Farrell post.
Come to think of it
have you ever seen Bruce and
Kim in the same place?
I wonder why I keep looking for the winner of the killer strippers haiku, but can't find it.
p.s. It's sad, but he's really kind of disgusting looking now. His son Brody looks so much like the original Bruce. I guess his wife can look past the surface, and see deep into his pockets.
ilnazhad, I didn't know that. My props to cowards for a truly insane compliment!
(I'm obviously out of the loop, apologies).
woooo!! now it's gonna be a great day!
i love you guize. i should have stopped lurking long ago.
angry comments, snarky people
makes me wonder:
cause of recession?
An Olympic champ
took estrogens?? That's not the
doping we're used to!
You're out of ass implants?!?!
No more black extensions?!?!
Stop the surgery!
His dream was to be
like Margot Kidder, and so
Jenner kept his dick.
Estrogen frosted wheaties
Produce girlie looks
and big butts!
The Kardashians?
The Princes of Malibu?
I would give up too
Don't worry his step
Daughters are manly enough
For everyone
Bruce wished to get rid
of his balls. Surgery? Nay!
Just hang with the K's.