In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today’s Someone Haiku winner is ilnazhad:
Bruce wished to get rid
of his balls. Surgery? Nay!
Just hang with the K’s.
In second place was emily, whose haiku was off-topic yet still topical.
When caviar dreams last too long, they become bloated nightmares, and these photos attest to that. Today, write a haiku about Robin Leach’s unpleasant fall from a graceful “lifestyle” in West Palm Beach this weekend. Yes, that’s his hand all the way up that poor woman’s dress. Good luck.
Editor
Lifestyles of
the fat and horny:
hot girl wishes
during stripper dreams
Jenner looks like an old dutch woman… EEK
His wife is a BIATCH!~
His “Lifestyles” blood gone,
The Leach has sucked out what’s left
of his dignity.
“Caviar dreams?” Dear
sir, what you’re trolling for is
closer to canned fish.
Also: Ewww all around.
Bloated Robin Leach
sweats and grabs at fake tan thigh
Lifestyles of the rich.
Robin feels he’s owed,
Ass. Sadder, though–this chick felt,
burdened by this debt
To Iridescent
Leisure suits and Botoxed beauts…
Caviar dreams? Check!
LOL @ lale …nice one!
nice one il.
in other news, i now know who brody jenner is. somewhere in my mind i was confusing him with his dad. i knew it had something to do with the olympics. i thought it was skating. then he had almost sex change. coincidence?
you decide.
who stole my drink?
Not really, STM. Thanks, Cord.
Lifestyles of the Bitch
and Ignoramus: Inane
wishes.. bizarre dreams…
Champagne wishes and
caviar dreams? Sounds like the
American Scheme.
No caviar dreams
When the blue whale appears
the old whore is hooked
Sexy back… your reasoning is bisexual… A whore is actually another name for a fish and fish are quite straight. So could you not refer to the fish as a whore. I am totally appalled. You gay guy.
are Paul McCartney and Bruce Jenner sisters?
Leach. Not the bug. Sucks
down a glass of pinot nior
I still dig the suit.
Yes, Yes! Great Job Ilnazhad. (You’re right the hanging with the K’s will wilt any testosterone.)
Beautiful.
Poor old Robin Leach,
His dream, A nightmare.
Canned prosecco and tuna
Shopworn and maudlin
Hands up a whores bitty dress
our dreams Leach away
This Carmody Braque
Creature, girl run away fast
Changeover is nigh
What, no “Good Job” or something like that? Cord, you are so bitchy sometimes. Underminer.
Anyways, Ilz, I liked your haiku. So much that I am now going to awkwardly make out with it.
Good stuff posters.
I can’t believe he has the same haircut, and his nose! His nose!
From caviar to sardines,
From champagne to Schlitz
No more yachts, just a trailor!
the good life
fat
old
wrinkled
drunk
with a hand up my ass
life is good
robin’s leach-locked hands
may soon find his ‘dream’ to be
closer to herpes