In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Mags:
Shopworn and maudlin
Hands up a whores bitty dress
our dreams Leach away
Best ever? Perhaps.
New one beyond this jump.
Miley Cyrus is a 15-year-old who was born rich—isn't she just the kind of person to whom you turn when seeking advice? Course she is! And book publishers know that, which is why she just got a seven-figure deal to pen her fucking memoirs! Her 15-year-old, rich kid memoirs! How about some haikus about what you think one can gain from a deeper insight into the life of Miley Cyrus. Good luck.
Editor
Best ever! Awesome job Mags!
How else can
one learn
how to make
Miley out of
Destiny?
You can learn how to
cash in on Daddy's name…
only 30 bucks!
Born with a stripper's
name, now pimping herself out
"legitimately."
Wish her all the success;
Looks like next harvest will be even better.
Poor Miley. And us.
So much is lost when fifteen
is the new forty.
In Jesus' name,
"Oh, she's just being Miley",
And peace be with you.
Dear Miley Cyrus,
Enjoy the million dollars,
then, it's all downhill.
Her memoirs like those
Of a geisha tell of
Innocence sold too soon
She's doing it all
For Jesus! Thank God Christians
Can show us the Way.
After The Spice Girls
After The Pussycat Dolls
Turkey Jerky-ettes?
Oh, Destiny Hope…
Your bank account gives me an
Achy Breaky Heart!
Don't take life lessons
from a rich kid,
buy some silly putty instead.
One-hit-wonder Dad.
Groupie Mom. Disney product.
Praise Jesus! The End.
Variation:
One-hit-wonder Dad.
Groupie Mom. Disney product.
The End. Praise Jeebus!
Nice one, Arkata. So true- you think parents would have learned by now.
She probably has
a lot to say, things we can
learn from. (Hahaha!)
Memoirs rewrite one's
life. Hers have no history
to change. Same bullshit.