In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is twgirl:
Her memoirs like those
Of a geisha tell of
Innocence sold too soon
That was good. A bit Oprah's Book Club-ey, but good.
New one under here.
Yep, that's his progeny. No story or photo we've come across today has proved to be better haiku fodder than this image of the Hulkster grabbing his daughter's buns. It's especially creepy, so we expect especially good poems. Good luck.
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my daughter? or my girlfriend?
dont care. still rely
on 24 inch pythons.
Blech.
(The photo, not you, mick).
I asked for a block
from the sun rays, not a pass
from my father's hand.
Wax on, Wax off
It ain't easy
being orange.
Kudos, Maria. . .that's going to be hard to beat.
Blonde,
buttocks in the hot sun,
more sunscreen,
Perhaps Hogan does know best?
damnit. i got the 5, 7, 5 backwards…doh.
just hold still, darlin.
im trying to appear more
masculine than you.
LOL Mick.
They just wanted to
One-up the creepy pics of
Bill' Ray and Miley
Hulk just got mixed up.
Brooke said "Hey Daddy, it's me!"
Then he moved down one.
The Hulk's just trying to
cover Brooke's ass.
He's not like FLDS.
(17 syllables or less-not necessarily 5-7-5.)
I can't believe it
Who'd have thought that someone could
Out-creep Joe Simpson
Father and daughter
too close? You bet. Guess now we
know why Linda left.
Oedipal Complex
The competion is fierce
Hulk is just the "pa"wn.
Douche. Literally.
She-hulk of the assless chaps,
Orange you ashamed?
when his Pistol
misses Fire–
he knocks you down-
with the
Butt-end of It
(adjusted Oliver Goldsmith quote)
She can't tell her ass
from her elbows. Girl, you've got
to pay atTENTtion!!
Way out by the sea,
where a woman's ass
made a horse's ass of me!
(adjusted toast my annoying uncle likes)
Ass to figurative
ass is God's way of smiling.
Wait… Dad? SAY "JEEZ!"
Ass to figurative ass
is God’s way of smiling.
Wait… Dad?
SAY “JEEZ!”
My friend was like "your haikus make no sense." Then I shot back "uuummm… ehh.."
ZING!!!!
dad likes to caress
what brooke keeps under her dress
she likes it I guess
Is Hulk's Full Nelson,
the secret to acessessing
Poor Brook's Full Monty?
Oh, fatherly love!
"Nice brazilian wax my dear -
it looks just like Mom's!"
Her mother's daughter
Spread her meaty buttocks
Looking for the old spark.
Ambiguously
lather on the SPF
block me from your hand
Who knew saving someone's ass
could make you lose face?
Well, the world knows now.
young bum, old jaeger-
an ass is beautiful to
an ass– and class? ick!
New Girl Friend Jen asks
What U cookin tonite Hulk?
Hulk hunts for fresh crabs
would Hulk oil that bum
If Brooke were his son?
Have I been banned from "Someone Haiku"?
That is weird, because my haiku will not post. Perhaps it is so shitty that it can't even be considered for public viewing? Unlike Brooke's ass.
"Fathers be good to your daughters" never sounded creepy. Until now.
There- not in haiku form, but still a haiku.
oompa lumpa doo-
pity dee! make her a whore
and money for me!
Sneaky Hulk Hogan
with a surprise suplex move
will Brooke recover?
Dad's love keeps hands from
wandering to better ass
meant for better men.
mother may be gone
but they can still keep this a
family affair
tucking in her nads
oiling like she never had
he's a super dad
i guess it's true that
hogans know best, they found a
winner in incest
fishing for a pearl
or just giving the swirl to
daddy's little girl?
daughter and girlfriend
they do look so much alike
no one will notice
no, it can't be Brooke
really, it's not how it looks
oh, i guess it is
private ass tender
too hard to find, so my dad
stepped in to be mine
mother nor girlfriend
comes between the love of a
father and daughter
I guess what they say
is true, divorce is always
hardest on the kids