Another day, another wonderful bout of Someone Haiku. This round offered an "ample" target, but Kate's aim proved most true:
Eau d' Gold Digger,
The lady picked a winner
from the Homie dolls
The Homies reference was the deciding factor.
For today's Someone Haiku, let's turn our attention to one of the scummiest chicken hawks to have ever pimped his way into the spotlight: Joe Francis, who today pleaded guilty to contempt of court and could possibly face three more weeks of jail. Wild!
If you'd like to use "karma, karma, karma, karma, karma chameleon," it would still give you three syllables to work with. Good luck!
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Joe Francis in jail
Bend over, take it proper.
Girls Gone Wild, indeed.
His next video can be "Paying the Turnpike Toll"
You messed with the bull
I guess fate is a woman
You'll get the horns b*tch!
i love your new feature "someone haiku"….but i find it a bit annoying that the winning haiku is placed next to the NEW picture, rather than the pic it was written for….
can you post the original pic with the winning opus?!….then the new pic/challenge…..
thanks in advance…love the site!
Oh why Joe Francis?
Will jail teach you a lesson
Barely legal rocks!
Chicks should be happy
That scumbags in the slammer.
Oh, it serves him right.
Dear Joe Francis cell
mate, please use condoms! His ass
not worth herpes, dawg.
Sorority girls
And their parents all breathe a
Big sigh of relief.
Oooh. I like Teejay and Claire.
Joe Francis hides face
doesn't he know his ass has
already been shown
Ultimate douche bag
What goes around comes around
Do not drop the soap
drunk college girls flash
boobs and hook up, except now
we don't get to watch.
By the way, Cord, thanks for putting L'Occitane in my face. My funds-depleting Provencal soap addiction has returned.
Ummm THIS WON??? Whatev
Eau d' Gold Digger,
The lady picked a winner
from the Homie dolls
They'll call you "Francy,"
And take you where Guys Go Wild.
Don't drop the soap, Joe.
Lock up Paris next,
Faith in justice is restored.
Free Darnell Reilly!
karma is a bitch
as will you be in prison
preserve be-hymen
Girls lifted their shirts
So they didn't have to see
Joe F's ugly face
The anxiety
Knowing you have shown it all
Now Joe will feel it
Inmates gone wild
Now Brutus says to Francis
Show me your tits bitch
or
Joe Francis is fucked
In the ass daily by Ray
No money for bribe
or
Karma is a bitch
All those drunk topless girls
Laughing all day long
Middle aged men weep
video fantasies gone
girls gone wild no more
Only three weeks? Shit!
Deserves it in the pooper.
Hope his cellmate's HUGE.
http://www.latimes.com/feature.....4370.story
Lives with cop killer
Sphincter now dvd size
Gone wild as con's girl