In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day – using 17 syllables or less – you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Kow:
I guess what they say
is true, divorce is always
hardest on the kids
As a child of divorce, I say well done.
New one after the jump.
Today, compose a haiku to honor pointedly mock the release of Clay Aiken's new CD, On My Way Here. Gay jokes are stupid and mean and, really, there's a lot of material to work with without having to go there. Extra points for working the album title into the poem. Good luck.
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That haiku is incredible, Kow! Kudos.
On My Way Here but
"Gay jokes are stupid and mean."
He's on his way out?
On my way here, I
Stopped for some Boy Butter and
Butt Beads for later.
Please insert "Outta",
and don't let it refer just
to the closet. Bye!
There- the mean part didn't have to do with him being gay. Because I could care less about his sexuality; I am not interested in him for me, or for my brother.
On my Way Here! Where?
I've long denied who I am,
sold my soul for fame.
Holy KOW! that was good. Now for my submission:
Hey y'all, I got my
lashes tinted and highlights
did On My Way Here.
For real, blonde is not his color. He should have learned from Lohan.
These things are addicting:
claymates, lovers, and
idol thoughts all peppered my
path on my way here
on my way here,left
idol thoughts in past, but first
impressions do last
a lifetime of shame
for fifteen minutes of fame
i'm on my way here
Damn you, Kow. Damn you.
Koooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooowwwwww ::Said like Kaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahn!::
Wait, on your way where?
Hogwart's closed up for summer,
Ron, time to go home.
Ok, not to make a gay joke - but I would like to be the first to predict someone else (somewhere, anywhere) makes a gay joke like the following:
On my way here? On my GAY QUEER!
I decided to pass on the extra points.
Untalented hack
Killing your love of music
I am the reaper
An unrelated American Idle haiku.
Simon Cowell is mean
Paula drinks too much whiskey
Randy says Yo dog
Keeblerkahn, you should at least get a Lifetime Achievment Award for the unrelated AI haiku. It is razor sharp, my friend.
Cord thinks gay jokes are
stupid and mean–so what's
his take on Aiken?
or
humble to idol
carried by Claymates I spurned
while On My Way Here
Thank you Lisa.
(takes a modest bow)