Yesterday's Someone Haiku winner is So Sue Me…:
fuck sugar and spice
they've too many calories
welcome, wanker queen
Very well done, So Sue Me…
Today is a very special edition of Someone Haiku. In memory of Rosie O'Donnell's announcement that she will be leaving The View let's devote our poetic efforts to her. However, rather than working in haiku, all entries should be in the clipped, abstract style of Ro, herself. Here's an example:
i called oprah
right after columbine
desperate and rambling
thru tears and tequilai will find a like minded one
was the thought
there is no there
in celebrity-ville
Avant-garde, no?
Check out Rosie's blog for some more inspiration, and remember, you can e-mail entries here.
"Hasselbeck" is only three syllables. Good luck!
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Editor
was donald to blame?
she will be unemployed
Said she enjoyed her time
lies through wooden teeth
with all her cash, will she buy new eyes?
afterall, one is blind without their view
so i am leaving
big deal, spare change
my new job is lined up
croupier trump casino
wouldn't that be fun
seriously
defending the right
gets old like me
kids need me
kelly spends my money
chains to wall
or
goodbye view
i saw thru all
nothing new
going back
to ride the bus
true calling
won't you miss me
joy my departure
had nothing to do
with principle
just money no
biggie
rosie the irony
was too much
the way you would
bully and hassle
Hasselbeck and whine
about your bullies
i hope
with time you will
think before you
speak
when i flush
i say everything's
going down rosie
leaving the view
left a mess
glad to go
tired of the hassel
r u?
HEY DONALD TRUMP
u r a sick twisted rich boy
plz go away
while i drink my wine
and toast the silence
i don't think rosie style writing is a hit….that's either an indictment of rosie or her style…not sure which…maybe both?