Counterproductive,
Allen probably also
eats on the toilet.

Ooh, my first try!

must keep working out.
nicotine addicts are bad
but fat pop stars worse

Ooh, good job, Lisa#1!

at first, when i see
you smoke, it makes me wonder,
McDonald's later?

huffing and puffing
must lose these lovehandles stat
but keep the black lungs

F*** off, evil gym.
All Lily Allen really works for is
"A Bud and me fags."

Or hows about dis guy:

Famous ennui:
She's made it, yet still she smokes and dresses
Like aunts on Sunday.

I'd better stop…I'll go on forever.

This is embarrassing. Corrections, please:

F*** off, evil gym.
Lily only works out for
"A Bud and me fags."

and

Famous ennui:
Yet still she smokes and dresses
Like aunts on Sunday.

Sorry.

Bad habits die hard
Running hard on the treadmill
Will balance karma.

Brittany Murphy smokes
Too when she exercises
All hot girls do it.

I hope she doesn't
cough up her black charred weak lungs
during her spin class.

Smoke to keep off weight
but at the risk of dying
while trying to look edgy

Wha a role model
What would humiliated
Alfie say 'bout this

I don't know what's worse
Smoking before working out
or binging after

More Stars smoke Camels
Before a hard gym work out
Trust the brand stars trust.

American health
is different than British health
You don't understand

Death of lung cancer
or celebrity syndrome
Which one is better?

for the love of god
this haiku shit is rotten
can a blog jump sharks?

Smoke now, swear later:
On the treadmill she'll need a
defibrillator.

Keep smoking Lily
Then you won't need daily gym
To keep your figure

with stump legs like those
might as well smoke and do blow
not such a gym ho

You look with your eyes
everything seems nice look twice
you can see it lies