Yesterday's Someone Haiku winner is Danielle, who addresses the given topic while simultaneously—and complimentarily—ignoring it:
Tired of Paris
Lets talk about something else
I like the new site
Bonus for lauding the redesign. The graphics dude is blushing.
New Someone Haiku under the jump.
Let's haiku about the Marilyn Manson video, excerpted here earlier, that can now be viewed above in all its glory. Bask in the morbid eight minutes of blood, lust and a man's hand cupping a young girl's throat; and then compose a delicate 17 syllable masterwork that puts Manson's long-winded, heavy-handed whining to shame.
Good luck!
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copious amounts
of gothic desperation
get over it, Christ!
Evan Rachel's turn
in thirteen rebellion rules life
imitates stupid
Unloved little boy
shuns world for more attention
a vicious cycle
copious amounts
of gothic desperation
get over it, Christ!
Evan Rachel's turn
thirteen rebellion rules life
imitates stupid
Brian: Unloved boy
shuns world for more attention
vicious cycle
For some reason my posts aren't sticking. Sorry if multiple posts.
copious amounts
of gothic desperation
get over it, Christ!
Evan Rache'l's turn
thirteen rebellion rules life
imitates stupid
Brian: unloved boy
shuns world for more attention
vicious cycle
Evan Rachel's turn
thirteen rebellion rules life
imitates stupid
oops
The bed used is a
Replica of Dita and
Manson's wedding bed.
Lameass video
Anorexics in ketchup.
Wooo! I'm so scared, mom!
[Note to Ronnie - "vicious cycle" is only 4 sybs. Nice work, overall!]
Thanks, ertarox! Your effort made me chuckle!
Brian: unloved boy
shuns world for more attention
a vicious cycle
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
He is really gross and old.
Like, for realsie. Gross.
The wierdest part is
Evan is playing a girl
younger than herself.
what kind of stupid
- sorry-
what kind of stupid
dumb whore is she anyway?
I can't stand women!
Forces of Darkness
Keep the wind from rustling
their hair in the car.
Ew, ew, ew, ew, ew
Unattractive and nasty.
Seriously? Gross.
It is disturbing
That Evan's character is
younger than she is.
Nabokov would have
watched and thrown up a little
If he weren't dead.
I don't want to see
Your filthy bits, Marilyn.
You're funny looking.
Sex in a car crash?
Only good if James Spader.
Your tactics are old.
a camp counselor
liked knives, young women. indulged.
got canned. likes this, though.
(true story)
Dita, O, Dita
Heavenly wise maiden who
dumped pin up killer.
Inappropriate
For children under 16
…And everyone else.
Thought I'd check this out,
clicked "off" at 00:30 -
now must go wash brain.
All around the world
LITTLE BRITAIN fans agree:
"Computer says no"
Hey! I thought my first attempt didn't go through! Whoops, sorry about the version 2.0 of my lame poetry.
Coitus with Manson
Has never been more scary
From an AIDS standpoint
Fake blood - Used Bed
old gothic man whore
Every diluted young girls dream
Video now gone.
Yay! Procrastination saved
me from this horror.
well, that was pointless
still like it better than his
pasty bare goth ass