In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you're given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
The Someone Haiku winner today is RCDC (our first back-to-back victor):
I like my women
like I like my steak: bloody.
Anyone have gloves?
Morbid, but funny and well done. Congrats, RCDC.
New haiku beyond this jump.
Give me 17 syllables about BWE reporting that Jared Fogle ("the Subway Guy") was once the porn king of Indiana University, offering lascivious young students a go at his "vast and extensive" collection of pornography for only a dollar per rental.
This should make for some great poetry. I'm already anticipating a few "six inch or foot-long" jokes. Good luck!
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Editor
Should have attended
Ball State not Indiana
"Testical Tech" wins
Jared's consistent
kept his professions in meat
packing industry
Subway spokesperson
anxious his porny past no
longer underground
Don't be fooled
by dorky glasses
I eat fresh tender salads
everyday!
"Porn King" has gone soft -
traded hot crusty cum shots
for hot crusty bread.
Southwest hoagie more
thrilling than chesty babes? Right.
Still a closet perv.
I knew a girl at
Indiana. I called her
Slutface. They should meet.
to save for bypass,
he started porn biz, slogan
was "less fat, more meat."
Not precious Jared!
Fat college guy with much porn:
Huge fucking surprise.
OR
Porn on the subway
Ambitious Jared rendered
Subwayporn.com
No depravation
Tasty and satisfying
Porn; the new Atkins
A lifestyle change?
No, six inches still in hand
And more money too
or
Eating out daily
Not much of a change, Jared
Still living the dream
Love your second one, Stupidhero!
Six inches or twelve?
Jared can fill all orders.
Foodies or Perverts.
Before eating fresh,
Jared peddled flesh.
Napkins required by all.
quesyall the time, that was hilarious!
A dollar a day
seems mighty generous for a
young man of his girth
Jared, nationaly
famous for 6 inches of meat
locally for 9
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