In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
The Someone Haiku winner today is Stupidhero:
A lifestyle change?
No, six inches still in hand
And more money too
Stupidhero, you're belying your name.
New Someone Haiku is after this jump.
Today, put 17 syllables to Bobby Brown's lunacy, as it has been revealed that he believes his life is in danger. Why? Because Osama bin Laden lusts after his ex Whitney Houston and is willing to murder him to get to her, despite the fact that they're now divorced.
He said of Bin Laden: "He wanted to have me killed because he was in love with Whitney. He wanted to marry Whitney and make her one of his wives. That's some shit.
"I feared for my life. I'm still on my guard. The most wanted man in the world wants (me) dead."
It's said that creativity and madness are bedfellows. Put some creativity to this madness in 17 syllables. Good luck.
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Put down the crack pipe
Osama's at the front door
Jihad on your ass
Every little step
has Bobby watching his back.
That's the way love is.
Oh, hell to the no!
Being Bobby Brown is rough.
Laden, don't be cruel.
I heard Kim Jung-Il
Popped Whitney's doodie-bubble;
Her prerogative
Whit told Osama
It's not right but it's OK
Kill him anyway
Who is scarier?
Osama? Whitney? Bobby?
That's the REAL question
P.S. DaisyDoodle, your misprint "prerogative" actually gives it a nice Asian flair! Kudos!
"DECK the halls with boughs of hah-ree, fa ra ra ra ra, ra ra ra ra" - LOL
Can I edit mine?
I want the first line to be:
Who terrifies MOST?
Osama? Whitney? Bobby?
That's the REAL question!
Cool it now, Bobby.
If careers could be bombed, child,
you suicidal.
eeks, it is actually spelled "prerogative." I know this because I am a child of the 80s and saw that video at least 1000 times.
Anyhoo…
No humpin' around,
For Osama and Whitney.
Osama is wack.
My Prerogative
to think Osama
will kill and
Save All Love
for Whit
I was also temted to throw in a Kim Jung-il solo in haiku "I'm ronery… oh so ronery…." but I can't get many more syllables than that before I pee my pants in glee. Glad to see that I really can spell though…
Shrink to Bobby Brown
You’d think by now you’d know, crack
Causes delusions
Need a bodyguard?
Costner is available
It is still his thang
Oh so that's not the same person up there?
So Whitney appeals to
both Osama and Bobby?
What else do they share?
Both are destructive,
unattractive,arrogant,
and deserve contempt.
How will he know if
Osama really loves her?
explosives and bombs
P.S. Eviltwin - do you mean to say that you actually think the name of "My Perogative" is spelled "My Prerogative?" No way!
Daisydoodle — I say you go with it. "So Ronery"…I'm pissing!
Crack is whack
and Osama's on your back
Hallucinations anyone?
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