In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is eeks:
Cool it now, Bobby.
If careers could be bombed, child,
you suicidal.
Did you catch the New Edition reference? Shame if not. What a great song.
New Someone Haiku beyond the jump.
Today's subject for your poetic skill is going to be Britney Spears pulling over to the side of a highway, despite being followed by dozens of photographers, in order to change her baby's diaper. Her bodyguard and cousin draped jackets over the windows to try and prevent the paparazzi from seeing the mess. Odd shit.
Let's see some proper poetry. Good luck!
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an odd time to be
modest! your pussy's debuted,
but we can't view poo?
Baby one more time,
Pres: Oops I did it again.
Paps, full diaper: same.
Changing a diaper
or changing the tire? What the
Changing a diaper
or changing the tire? What the
fuck is she doing??
- it's no good, but it's my first reaction and I wanted to just let the eastern creativity flow. Not sure what happened in the above post….
Toxic. Chaotic.
Boom boom stops paps in their tracks,
but dicklet not viewed.
This is no weirder
than a hamburger purchased
at Del Taco, Barstow.
whoops (last line wrong)
What's weirder is this–
a hamburger purchased at
Del Taco, Barstow.
Britney Spears and kin
love hating paparazzi
which shit tracks follow?
Why should I
be the only one
showing my privates
to the world?
What's the big deal? At
least she didn't drive and change
it at the same time.
Lessons from Jacko:
You don't have to cover the
Window… Just your kid!!!
Paparazzi pile
up a problem when peeing?
Britney pooh-poohs this.
When new publicist
Said pamper kids publicly
She did not mean this.
zthanks, laurelsays - you just made my day.
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