In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.

Today we have our very first Someone Haiku tie. Congratulations to both fitmt and laurelsays:

an odd time to be
modest! your pussy’s debuted,
but we can’t view poo?

When new publicist
Said pamper kids publicly
She did not mean this.

Cheers, guys!

New Someone Haiku is after the jump.

Today, we're blessed with a "rocky" haiku subject. That being the news that newly mulleted Sylvester Stallone has pleaded guilty to possession of the growth hormone Jintropin, which claims to reduce body fat, boost muscle mass, improve sexual prowess and regenerate major organs. Rambo's a juicer!

Here's my entry:

Improving prowess
and organ generation
are not the same thing?

You can beat that. Good luck.