In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, MollyGood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of MollyGood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's Someone Haiku winner is Hansel:
Carlton and Joey
Like a black and white cookie
Never the main course.
I like the cookie comparison—sickeningly sweet. Good work, Hansel.
Today's Someone Haiku after the jump.
Haiku this li'l spark plug of a Britney Spears impersonator. She's as short as the real Britney's chances of renewed success and, unlike the real Britney, she's actually singing a song in public. Why isn't Timbaland working with this small wonder instead?
Don't worry, just because the subjects smaller doesn't mean you're not still allotted 17 syllables. Good luck.
Editor
Miniature Brit
who are you and why can I
not avert my eyes
Looks like both Britneys
Are happy living life like
A circus sideshow
She's not a girl, not
Yet a wig-wearing nightmare.
K-Fed,look her up.
Fake Brit not upstaged,
No eleven minute shows
Or wigged come back tour.
Brit shaves inches off
but not off her head or waist
but off of her height
In the End of Days:
Death, War, Pestilence, Famine…
…and Mini Britney.
Every time she
Sings, she feels so small, I guess
She needs some big stilts.
How the mighty fall…
Look: now the Little Person
is the bigger star!
With Mini-Me Brit,
both take over the world one
K-Fed at a time.