In an effort to bolster the ever-assailed decorum of the Internet, Mollygood looks to poetry with Someone Haiku. Each day—using 17 syllables or less—you’re given the opportunity to wax poetic about some piece of flotsam or jetsam that’s washed up on the shores of Mollygood. Hopefully this Zen practice will not only bathe you in self-discovery, but also bring a touch of Eastern class to a global network of information that’s devolved into nothing more than tit websites and provocative MySpace pictures.
Today's winner is Danielle:
Self Righteous singer
denies fans who made him huge
gassy? Nah, shitty
Nicely done, Danielle.
New one after the jump.
Today, haiku the shocking news that toxicology reports are confirming that Lindsay Lohan was drunk and had cocaine in her system at the time of her most recent car accident. No word yet as to whether or not the Beverly Hills Police will present their case to the DA. Of course, if they are interested in doing their job, they damn well better. Let's see some great poetry to accompany this fairly obvious news. Good luck.
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what a role model.
we are lucky the only
thing killed was a lawn.
No one is surprised,
Except poor Dina who wants
her stash of coke back.
Freaky Mean
Drama Queen
broke the Rule
and fell in
the Trap
surprised?
no!
I know what killed her!
Fame, cocaine, booze, Best, and let's
Not forget Dina.
Lindsey snorts cocaine?
The sky is blue? Many thanks
Captain Obvious.
cocaine on the sly
lesbian in the front seat
big lies what now linds?
rehab's looking good
sudden resolve to get well
No field trips from jail
tell dad you found god
tell mom the pastor deals drugs
*that's* a parent trap
sweet slumber in gray
coke stupor, don't die young, corpse
not so good looking